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Relaxing and using my iPhone :)
 
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AquaBlue said:
I am currently working on my writing while listening to some Led Zeppelin.
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I love Kashmir my fave song!
 
ambrosia said:
waiting for Scott to come around with his skid mark jokes. When someone has the hershey squirts all of a sudden everybody got jokes.

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y43yMP_Sa0I]Somebody Farted (homemade music video) - YouTube[/ame]

CHORUS: Somebody farted! Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh, somebody farted!

1: Somebody farted, standin' at the Welfare line! Not sure whose behind- it wasn't mine! Like the Red Sea, the line just parted, 'cuz some nasty sucker KNEW he just had farted!

The dance floor's jumpin',& the place is packed! Somebody ripped one off- everybody moved back! People pointin' fingers- grabbed my girl & we departed, 'cuz some nasty sucker on the FLOOR just farted!
(CHORUS)

2: It's a crowded elevator, want to get off fast! Bing-bang-boom, sounds like machine gun blast! People started screamin'- now, everybody pause. Whoever passed that off, betta check them dirty drawers!

Went to see the Hammer, live onstage! Above the bass, a fart sounded like a 12 Gauge! The fart was bad, singed my girlfriend's big weave. I grabbed her by the hair, said, "Girl, we gots-ta leave!"

(CHORUS)

3: At the dinner table, won't believe what's happ'nin'! Somebody passed off a wet booty a-slappin'! The food was bad, & the fart made no improvement. Told the waiter to check himself fo' a bowel movement!

We're cruisin' in my car, down the street. My girl, she says, "Excuse me." & she farted TO THE BEAT! I couldn't believe it- my girl is too sweet! She did it again- ripped a hole in my seat!

2ND CHORUS: My girlie farted! Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh, my girlie farted!
 
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I am waiting to go home in an hour!
 
I made homemade cookies after dinner and it was so good. :cool2:
 
ncff07 said:
:nana:

Somebody Farted (homemade music video) - YouTube

CHORUS: Somebody farted! Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh, somebody farted!

1: Somebody farted, standin' at the Welfare line! Not sure whose behind- it wasn't mine! Like the Red Sea, the line just parted, 'cuz some nasty sucker KNEW he just had farted!

The dance floor's jumpin',& the place is packed! Somebody ripped one off- everybody moved back! People pointin' fingers- grabbed my girl & we departed, 'cuz some nasty sucker on the FLOOR just farted!
(CHORUS)

2: It's a crowded elevator, want to get off fast! Bing-bang-boom, sounds like machine gun blast! People started screamin'- now, everybody pause. Whoever passed that off, betta check them dirty drawers!

Went to see the Hammer, live onstage! Above the bass, a fart sounded like a 12 Gauge! The fart was bad, singed my girlfriend's big weave. I grabbed her by the hair, said, "Girl, we gots-ta leave!"

(CHORUS)

3: At the dinner table, won't believe what's happ'nin'! Somebody passed off a wet booty a-slappin'! The food was bad, & the fart made no improvement. Told the waiter to check himself fo' a bowel movement!

We're cruisin' in my car, down the street. My girl, she says, "Excuse me." & she farted TO THE BEAT! I couldn't believe it- my girl is too sweet! She did it again- ripped a hole in my seat!

2ND CHORUS: My girlie farted! Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh, my girlie farted!
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LMAO! Just reading this lyrics I about died laughing! I can picture it being in a rap because of how the guy is dressed! lol! omg... that's hilarious! :ty:

It amazes me how even as adults, we can still find farts amusing... lmao
 
Waiting for my husband to email me back with my bank card info so I can order a new phone for my daughter. He forgot to give my bank card back after using it to pay for the campground reservations at Ocean city.
 
shel90 said:
Waiting for my husband to email me back with my bank card info so I can order a new phone for my daughter. He forgot to give my bank card back after using it to pay for the campground reservations at Ocean city.
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Assateague Island Campground?
 
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Relaxing
 
Just had a short nap. Have been out late every night this week & will be out again tonight & tomorrow night. Hoping for no rain dates so I can have 4 "normal" nights of sleep. Weather looks pretty good so there should not be a rain out tonight or tomorrow.
 
Was let off work early! Now to browse all these shops for lighter office clothes, what I wear as light as it is isn't cutting it in this humidity. Thinking of giving all synthetics a shot!
 
Waiting for my daughter to text me that she's ready to be picked up at work.
 
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Declined a friend request in fb some guy from NY no thanks! I rather meet someone closeby :)
 
ncff07 said:
:nana:

Somebody Farted (homemade music video) - YouTube

CHORUS: Somebody farted! Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh, somebody farted!

1: Somebody farted, standin' at the Welfare line! Not sure whose behind- it wasn't mine! Like the Red Sea, the line just parted, 'cuz some nasty sucker KNEW he just had farted!

The dance floor's jumpin',& the place is packed! Somebody ripped one off- everybody moved back! People pointin' fingers- grabbed my girl & we departed, 'cuz some nasty sucker on the FLOOR just farted!
(CHORUS)

2: It's a crowded elevator, want to get off fast! Bing-bang-boom, sounds like machine gun blast! People started screamin'- now, everybody pause. Whoever passed that off, betta check them dirty drawers!

Went to see the Hammer, live onstage! Above the bass, a fart sounded like a 12 Gauge! The fart was bad, singed my girlfriend's big weave. I grabbed her by the hair, said, "Girl, we gots-ta leave!"

(CHORUS)

3: At the dinner table, won't believe what's happ'nin'! Somebody passed off a wet booty a-slappin'! The food was bad, & the fart made no improvement. Told the waiter to check himself fo' a bowel movement!

We're cruisin' in my car, down the street. My girl, she says, "Excuse me." & she farted TO THE BEAT! I couldn't believe it- my girl is too sweet! She did it again- ripped a hole in my seat!

2ND CHORUS: My girlie farted! Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh, my girlie farted!
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U sir R sick! :bowlol:
 
Just got home from walking 5 miles with my 10 year old daughter. Can't believe she's exhausted. Seriously kid?

I'm the one trying to get my weight back down and she's exhausted. I wanted to walk another 5 miles, but because she whining about being exhausted. We cut it short. hehe
 
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