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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, " Do you keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward, and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward, and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."