Gee, you might have to meet me in person to determine what it is that makes me so delectable.
But in case you're too shy to do that. I'll elaborate on the whys briefly
* I can be funny at times
*Very good at sarcasm when it's called for
*Am blessed with good looks.
*Am blessed with a very sexy brain
* Have a very brilliant smile
By the way, I'm not conceited, so that's additional bonus
Is your curiosity satisfied, The Writer Alex?
I'LL PICK YOU UP AT THE AIRPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
