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List the very first thing in urbandictionary.com that comes up for your first name.

For me - I love it.


Matt:
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
 
posts from hell said:
Matt:
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
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Not gonna argue the results, but I will say this: are they hiring for a proof reader?
 
Loghead: Getting caught in a conversation from which there is no escape.
 
First legal name:

Urban Dictionary: andrew

Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser
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Jiro better be scared:

the modern day superman, makes little asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows
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Name people call me everyday

Urban Dictionary: dave

A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.
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I lol'd at this:

1. Beloved
2. Better than David
3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.
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Birth Name: Juliet- A sweet girl who really likes having fun and laughing... she's never bad, never sad. Perfect in every way

Nickname: Juli- The personification of beauty. If all the gods came together and created the most magnificent creature to ever walk the earth, she would be a Juli. The standard 1 through 10 ranking system does not apply, a Juli is automatically a 15, truly establishing a new level of beauty.

Hmmmmmm I like the last one personally.:naughty:
 
Kristina

sexiest girl ever....she needs to stop looking in the mirror when she says sexy

an amazingly cool person thats kindda freaky but loves life and is always is up for "anything" people refur to her as a slut but really shes just haveing fun

A name from the root 'Kristin', or from the original 'Christina' with a different spelling.

An intelligent and sexy female with KINKY physical features. She's an extremely smart and sexy female with beauty like none other. She is funny and loves to laugh a lot. Nice, sweet, and sassy are words that go along with her name. Guys fall madly in love, head over heels for her and she attracts weird guys named PETER who does absolutely everything for her.

beautiful, sexy, and intelligent with a good sense of humor. loving, sincere, and trustworthy with an amazing personality. a tina has a beautiful smile enchanting eyes and a great figure with a killer ass. she is great in bed and a little kinky. she is everything a man wants in a woman

Kristina is beautiful, smart and always welcoming new people into her life. She always catches you by surprise. Kristina is always loving of her friends, but don't get on her bad side. She has the kind of beauty that when people look at her, they can't look away. Kristina can be really weird, but is super funny. She is known to make everyone have a great day always. Don't doubt Kristina, there is more than meets the eye.

Kristina meaning a very deep and intuitive person. There is more to her than meets the eye. She is a bit impatient but always extremely reliable.

She has a great ass. She is very eclectic when it comes to the music she listens too. She loves attention and is not ashamed to admit it. She is spoiled and likes to be waited on.


Seems like a lot of hogwash!!
 
LORENA

the best person there could be known to live.shes adorable SEXY and energetic. shes a funny lovin girl honest, loyall, and you can never forget her beautiful face


I love urbandictionary guys!! lol :P
 
Doug....the one boy that drives you crazy....but the good crazy; if thats possible....

....either way you like it

:hmm:
 
Janice:

A term for a perfect woman. One who's style and beauty are difficult to describe. Who's scent intoxicates and excites. A truly beautiful soul with a smile and touch that can heal the infirm. The type of woman one searches for their whole life.
 
David:


.....very hot guy usually nice and very funny
dude he is such a david
 
Alex: Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
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I went and admired myself in a mirror for 45 minutes after reading this. LOL!


(just kidding...)


(or am I...?)

:D
 
I want a new name.....

An alter-ego that only surfaces after a considerable amount of alchoholic beverages have been consumed and begin to take an effect.
 
First definition of
Violet
a beautiful flower or an extremely sexy girl. a flirtatious, crazy person can be referred to as a Violet. The flower is found in Africa; see African Violets and a Violet girl is found wearing hoop earrings and smiling.
Random Savillion: "Did you see that girl dancing at the club last night?"
Urban Adolescent: "Yeah, dude. She was such a VIOLET."

Random Savillion: "Those flowers are beautiful."
Urban Adolescent: "They're violets."

2nd -
Violet is a beautiful, loving, socially conscious girl with a great sense of humor. She has amazing fashion sense and everyone wants to be her friend. While she is popular, she uses her powers for good, not evil. She steps in to help the nerds who are being bullied by the jocks and stands up for what is right. She is very intelligent and will likely end up going to Oxford.
what an amazing girl - she must be a Violet!

awww.. how sweet!
 
Jiro

1 - A common word used during gay sex. Often used when one man mounts another and "Gyrates" in a circular motion.

Jiro is also a name for a gay porn star who loves to get his "chest dent" rammed by large dicks.
Jiro sucks dick for money

2 - A cool character made up and used in the Suikoden II game.
Jiro is the leader of the stae army
 
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