two black eyes.

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A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."

"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.

"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."
 
:lol: Robin, you crack me up sometimes! Unfortunstely, I know all to often "2 meaning" tactics guys use to cop a feel, that definitely invites a swift balls to the foot-wall from me! ;)
 
Jess said:
, I know all to often "2 meaning" tactics guys use to cop a feel, that definitely invites a swift balls to the foot-wall from me! ;)
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I have no idea what that means, can a native translate please?
 
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