True story

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I ran into a old girlfriend the other day and it remined
me of something funny that happend when we
were together.


We were laying on the couch together watching TV. I
was laying behind her and she asked me to get her
some water.

I said "sure" and rolled over the top of her and headed
to the kitchen. She called me an ass.

After I got her the water I rolled back over the top of
her to get back to my spot. She called me an "ass"
again

I asked why she was calling me names when I had
just got up and got her a drink of water.

She said "because you rolled over the top of me twice".

I asked her what she had learned from all this and
she said "I learned that you are an ass"

I said that was wrong. I told her what she should
have learned was the next time you want a drink of
water get up an get it your own damn self
 
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