True story at my apartment.

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Deaf258

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Man.. What a night!! I woke up around 2 am, found out all my roommates and one of their girlfriends are still up! So, I chatted with them for 4 hours!! They all went to bed about 2 hours ago. Whew! It's so funny! What happened after the long chatting, I told one of my roommates, Airforcetruck61, to take his girlfriend out to her car and be a gentleman about it. He went out and the rest of us stormed to the kitchen and looked out the window with ALL the lights turned off. We were trying to see if Airforcetruck61 was going to kiss his girlfriend or not. I know you are thinking what the big deal is, but this is a big deal because he told us a few days ago that he broke his virgin lips last Wednesday or Thursday! And we still haven't seen him kiss another girl and this was our chance to witness one! So finally, Airforcetruck61 hugged and kissed his girlfriend and made sure she got in the car safely. He started walking back to the apartment. The whole time we watched him, I was standing in the kitchen, while DeafMachiavelli and ChEfTeRk sat at the window. They got up from the window and stood behind me while we watched Airforcetruck61 walk back. Airforcetruck61 couldn't see us, then suddenly I felt I had to let out a big fart. Keep in mind it was really DARK!! And DeafMachiavelli was directly right behind me, so I let out a big, healthy fart and then fanned it into his face. He didn't see me do this to him at all! ChEfTeRk and DeafMachiavelli walked back to the tv room, ChEfTeRk turned the light on and turned to look DeafMachiavelli and went, "Whoa!! Your face is really red!! Is it from laughing too hard, DeafMachiavelli?" DeafMachiavelli tried to catch his breath and wobbled a little bit. He turned quickly towards me as I was following those two into the tv room. I could see his expression of nauseation and weakness in slow-motion as he ran past me into the bathroom. He chucked over the toilet and threw up!!!! Oh, SHIT! I laughed so hard and told ChEfTeRk what happened, then he fell down laughing hard! Poor DeafMachiavelli!!!

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:rofl: Ooooh....you bad boy, Deaf258!! :laugh2: My husband has let rip heaps of rather ripe farts in bed and has nearly suffocated me! :roll:
 
hmm, your Acqua di Gio by Giorgio Armani
is NOT that effective, ugh LOL :)
 
LOL that was soooooooooooo funny Deaf258! i am still laffing at this moment!

wooo
 
Whew!

Ah...I finally understand what you were trying to tell me this mrg, Deaf 258 n ChefTerk. I didnt get it...of course I was half sleeping. Thanks goodness, I missed it all while I was sleeping downstairs. You boys are sicko! :lol: Is that because the bathroom smell funny? Disgusting!
 
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