Translation of FEMALE Language

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"I need my space" or "I think we need some time apart"
TRANSLATION: Hold on while I go bang this one guy I have been trying to get with for years. If he still turns me down, I'll be right back. If not, later you fricking loser.

"I think we should just say we'r seeing each other"
TRANSLATION: I'm playing you like a card, and theres no chance in hell your gonna be my boyfriend dickhead. By the way, i have an appointmet with a few dicks tonight, your problem is your pussy whipped.

"Nothing"
TRANSLATION: You better figure this one out jackass, or I aint sucking your dick tonight.

"Its not you, its me"
TRANSLATION: Its you, it always has been, and still is. I'm brushing you off, but thanks for eating me out.

"Lets just be friends"
TRANSLATION: Suck me good please, and be there for me when I need you, but dont expect the opposite.

"Go ahead" (raised eyebrows)
TRANSLATION: How about you sign your death warrant? No pussy for a week.
 
"I'm sorry"
TRANSLATION: I did something that hurt you, but it doesn't matter because it's your fault I did it.

"Oh, don't worry. I went out with him a couple of times, but there's nothing there."
TRANSLATION: Yeah, we screwed around, but I got bored so now I'm talking to you to make him jealous. He'll probably try to kick your ass sometime in the near future, but that's all right. I love it when guys fight over me!
 
Originally posted by Stevey Boy
How do you translate- "I like you..."

"I like you"
TRANSLATION: I like you but keep in mind, I like more than 49 boys including your best friend.
 
"I'm not upset" - ofc I am upset, you stupid moron

"do what you want" - u'll pay for this later!
 
"is my butt fat?" - tell me I'm beautiful

"you have to learn to communicate" - just agree with me!

"are you listening to me?" - too late you're dead!
 
Originally posted by Jada
"is my butt fat?" - tell me I'm beautiful

"you have to learn to communicate" - just agree with me!

"are you listening to me?" - too late you're dead!

:laugh2: :thumb:
 
"I love you" = you're patheic!

"I need to go to haircut" - i gotta go to dump all of the problems on my hair salor-or
 
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