Woody: "Hey, it's Andy's mom's birthday today!"
Buzz: "I wonder what she's getting?"
Woody: "Let's go check it out!"
*toys scramble for stairway*
Woody: "Okay, everyone be quiet!"
*toys peek with excitement*
Buzz: "Darn, I can't see! Andy's dad is in the way!"
Woody: "Wait, she's opening something! I still can't see!"
Andy's mom: *gasps* "Honey, you actually got this toy for me? You shouldn't have! How exciting!" *snickers* *giggles* "We've got to try..."
*door opens*
*Andy walks in*
Andy: "Happy Birthday, mom! Hey..."
*Andy's mom quickly hides the gift behind her back*
Andy: "... what did you get?"
Andy's mom: "Oh, I got flowers from your daddy. I'm going to put them in my room."
*Andy's mom grabs nearby flowers with other hand and proceeds to leave the living room and heads up the stairs*
Buzz: "Grr... I still can't see her gift!"
Woody: "Everyone, hide! We'll follow her to her room!"
*toys scramble up the stairs*
Woody: "Be quiet!"
*Andy's mom leaves her bedroom and heads back downstairs*
Buzz: "Psst! Door's open, let's get in!"
*toys sneak in Andy's mom's room*
Woody: "Hmm... I wonder where she put her new toy? We need to welcome this toy to our family!"
Buzz: "I'm scanning the room for life-forms."
*faint humming sound begins*
Buzz: "Wait, I've detected something!"
*toys look up towards dresser*
Woody: "Wait, ya'll hear something?"
*toys slowly approach dresser*
*faint humming sound grows louder*
Buzz: "The source is in that top drawer!"
Woody: "Let's get up there!"
*army men form mini-stairs using drawers*
*Woody climbs drawers*
Woody: "Okay, slowly... we don't want to scare this new toy!"
*Woody slowly peeks under the socks and panties*
Woody: "OMG! It's..."
TOY STORY 3...
COMING SOON TO THEATERS NEAR YOU!
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now that is funny!
