Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

[Cheri]

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

There is only One God.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

I never felt insulted by Scientists. The bible claimed that God formed a man's body from the dust of the ground and God breathed Life into it.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

I don't laugh at Polytheists.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

Nope, not true.

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

Not true either, I don't laugh at anyone.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

I don't spend my life in scientifically established age of Earth, I don't care for what Scientific have to say.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

That's BS.

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

The list is so full of crap. None of it is true. Those who believe this list is stupid as this person who wrote it. Enough said by me.

 

[Cheri]

It's obvious that whoever wrote these "Signs" doesn't really know much about real Christians. I guess it was just a feeble attempt to degrade Christians thru so-called humor.

I agree, If it is meant as a so-call humor then it shows poor taste of humor.

 

[Angel]

Cheri, funny where you says BS. anyway good posting.

 

[Cheri]

Cheri, funny where you says BS. anyway good posting.

 

[Reba]

I agree, If it is meant as a so-call humor then it shows poor taste of humor.

That's right.

 

[MaxUFC]

This thread might be "warm up" debate for next month's Good Friday and Easter Day after Ash Wednesday?.