Toilet Paper

[LuciaDisturbed]

Where is the "three seashells" option? *smirk*

Everyone knows "Demolition man" revolutionized todays american bathroom hehe....

What the hell is "the three seashells" option?

 

[Jiro]

Use your hand to wipe your ass then use sink to wash your hands off.

Thank god never happen to me before.

that's what Muslims do

 

[Jiro]

What the hell is "the three seashells" option?

believe it or not... we're still wondering since 1993.

 

[The Highlander]

that's what Muslims do

Yes, i heard that. I forget which left or right hand that one hand for wipe ass only and other hand for food only.

 

[Jiro]

Yes, i heard that. I forget which left or right hand that one hand for wipe ass only and other hand for food only.

left's for ass

 

[missywinks]

i have no clue. i'd have to check the next time i go to the bathroom.

 

[HorseRace]

jiro, i look at the picture that you paste it here.. i notice short statement at the bottom.. L. A. ?!?!

 

[Jiro]

jiro, i look at the picture that you paste it here.. i notice short statement at the bottom.. L. A. ?!?!

yes in Demolition Man movie - the "Great Earthquake" destroyed LA... it was renamed to San Angeles. They preserved the portion of disaster zone for museum.

 

[Jiro]

What's happen if oyster still inside?

i don't think it's REAL oysters.. it's just a device that shapes like seashell.

 

[missywinks]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[The Highlander]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Why ewwww?

 

[The Highlander]

i don't think it's REAL oysters.. it's just a device that shapes like seashell.

What's happen if pick wrong seashell?

 

[Jiro]

What's happen if pick wrong seashell?

i guess if it's a real oyster.... it'll bite your ass

 

[The Highlander]

i guess if it's a real oyster.... it'll bite your ass

How to bite without teeth?

 

[Jiro]

How to bite without teeth?

it will close its clamshell on you

 

[missywinks]

Why ewwww?

how can a shell make sure there is no shit left behind?

 

[Jiro]

how can a shell make sure there is no shit left behind?

that's why there are 3 seashells.

1 to wipe out your initial mess.
2 to wipe out the residual
3 to just to make sure it's all clean

 

[Byrdie714]

It's a clamshell--not an oyster shell.

 

[Adamsmomma]

Sadly I thought of this post as I got a new roll out last night!!!

 

[mr mason]

oh man..won t those shells clog the toilet if u flush em..then shit happens