VamPyroX
bloody phreak from hell
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A professor (known for his weird jokes) told us this joke during one of his classes at RIT.
There were 3 pieces of ropes wandering down the sidewalk in a busy city. They came upon a restaurant and decided to go in to eat.
The first rope approaches the door and tries to enter. The host says, "Read the sign... we don't serve ropes. I can't let you enter."
The rope sadly turns away and leaves.
The second rope looks at the first rope and says, "I bet I look better than you. I'm sure they'll let me in when they see that I'm better-looking."
The second rope approaches the door and tries to enter. The host says, "Sorry, it's like I told your friend... we don't serve ropes."
The second rope sadly turns away and leaves.
The third rope has an idea. He ties himself up into a knot and fluffs up the edges so that they become frayed.
The third rope approaches the door and tries to enter. The host says, "Are you a rope?"
The third rope replies... "I'm a frayed knot."
There were 3 pieces of ropes wandering down the sidewalk in a busy city. They came upon a restaurant and decided to go in to eat.
The first rope approaches the door and tries to enter. The host says, "Read the sign... we don't serve ropes. I can't let you enter."
The rope sadly turns away and leaves.
The second rope looks at the first rope and says, "I bet I look better than you. I'm sure they'll let me in when they see that I'm better-looking."
The second rope approaches the door and tries to enter. The host says, "Sorry, it's like I told your friend... we don't serve ropes."
The second rope sadly turns away and leaves.
The third rope has an idea. He ties himself up into a knot and fluffs up the edges so that they become frayed.
The third rope approaches the door and tries to enter. The host says, "Are you a rope?"
The third rope replies... "I'm a frayed knot."
Lol
