Things to say while being groped by TSA

Say...."Ohhhhh...you got a way with your hands".....More, more, MORE"!!!
 
"Can we hurry this along. The bomb I swallowed is set to go off in 5 minutes"
 
I got a little surprise for you hidden somewhere down there. Find it.
 
LOL!!!!!!! This thread is awesome! Love TXgolfer's list, it just cracked me up.
 
I showed this to my dad and he LOVES this!
 
Female to TSA male; "Your hands pat on my butt are too familiar...have we met before? One Stand Night, maybe?"
 
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