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There is free lunch. I've proven it. I'm sure I haven't thought of all ways to succeed though. Post your ideas here. It actually can include any meal. I'll go first. (1) Factory reps. These folks will bring their products to hardware/lumber stores and with that will bring delicious bbq. At first we'd pretend we were interested in their saws, drills and etc etc. After a few times we just went straight for the food and drinks. Good times and everyone wins. Look for these to be advertised in the paper. Cheers. :afro:
 
Sure, there is free lunch.

1) Go to homeless shelter or charity organization that offer free lunch, also some universities offer free lunch in rare events.

2) Go to dumpsters or trash cans of your choice to find food.

3) Stealing foods from grocery, convenience store or restaurant (without paying) - you could go to jail.

4) Begging to people to buy lunch for you

5) Go to food bank

6) Go to church that offer potluck

7) Admit to psych ward and you will get free meal (beside insurance and hospital bill)

8) Go to jail to get free lunch (beside fine and court fee)
 
True. Crazy. EMF's do strange things to a lineman. In fact I've already signed up to donate my brain to science. True story. But back on topic we have had some great laughs at these bbq's. Just pull up like we own the place in our bucket truck and let the feast begin. All free. :afro:
 
A Nihilist said:
Buy lottery ticket, win millions, free lunches until you die or run out of $
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and buy cabin.

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Foxrac said:
3) Stealing foods from grocery, convenience store or restaurant (without paying) - you could go to jail.
8) Go to jail to get free lunch (beside fine and court fee)
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Sounds like a win-win situation if you ask me.
 
Yeah and since employers don't like to hire ex-convicts Woody can then apply for welfare. Bam more free lunches, what a brilliant plan.
 
He's just an ass and we all know it. Just fun humor at this point.
 
Foxrac said:
5) Go to food bank
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Careful on that... Food Banks are strict- my friend and I happened to talk about food banks/pantries in WA and she told me how they work. You have to fall under a certain income level, they document it AND you cannot make the rounds of food banks as they share with each other who's registered where.
 
Genuis Foxrac! Today free lunches, tomorrow free clothes, muaha ha ha ha haa :twisted:
 
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