The Twisted Experiment (play)

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The story start with Lasza, Fly Free, SilenceGold, PimpDaddyPosse, Deaf258, Oddball, WaterRats13, Javapride, Freaky were chatting online and whodatshroom raise a question to everyone...

1st scene:

Whodatshroom: Hello Y'll, zI have a question to ask y'll...

Fly Free: Sure, spill the rumors to us!

Whodatshroom: Have you ever heard that holding your bladder
while masturbating is good?

Oddball: Huh? Say what? I think I'm hearing a dumb question!

Whodatshroom: I was told by someone that if I had to pee, just hold it and masturbate..and it will drive me crazy. Can anyone verify that?

Deaf258: I never though you would ask this question... probably Steel would probably asked that question.

Javapride: Amen

Lasza: MIne different. Hold my full bladder then push my stomach. make feel so champ. not have to masturbate at all. (followed a quoted)

Whodatshroom: Interesting...

SilenceGold: I can't believe I'm seeing this conversation!:ugh: *cover his eyes*

Pimpdaddyposse: Does that goes for men too?

Fly Free: PDP why don't you test that with your partner!

Pimpdaddyposse: Well I did it couple months ago... accidently on my laptop... don't worry y'll my laptop doesn't smell anymore and it's deeply cleaned!

WaterRats13: Lame Brain Mr. Pimpdaddyposse, you could do it simply in your...

everyone except PDP: SHOWER!

Freaky: Less mess, am I correct, PDP?

Javapride: *interrupt* don't even think about using my shower at the moment, it's so MESSY and im not going to do anything til then...
 
2nd scene:

Pimpdaddyposse: :shock: your's messy? *zoom* to airport to front desk* Gimme a first emergency flight ticket Denver to Hawaii right this moment.. (getting ticket) *Run* People get out of my way! * gasping* Here's my ticket madam...

Flight attedant: here you go your ticket's in first class and enjoy your flight!

Pimpdaddyposse: Thank you.......... *engine roaring, then silence* ooh nice takeoff...

Flight attedant: Sir do you want anything?

Pimpdaddyposse: gimme anything that way I'll be drunk until right before I arrive Hawaii...

Flight Attedant: Sure here you go and enjoy your alcohol...

Pimpdaddyposse: Thanks... (gulping).... (snoring)...... . . . ......... . . . ...... (wake up) Are we here yet?

Flight Attedant: yup we're arriving within 10 minutes...

Announcer: This is the pilot, please remain in your seat, it's ll be a rough landing...

Pimpdaddyposse: *gasp* *praying hard*

Flight Attendant: *tapping on my shoulder* The pilot was just kidding we already landed and you didn't feel a speed bump!

Pimpdaddyposse: STFU and get out of my way! *running*........ I see my suitcase! *grabbing my suitcase and run*...... TAXI!!!!..... Take me to Javapride's home! and there's 50 dollar extra in for you if you make it in 5 minutes!

Taxi driver: Sure *zoom out of the airport, around the airport toward behind the airport to Javapride's House*

Pimpdaddyposse: Wow that was 2 1/2 minutes... sorry you're gonna only get 25 dollar cuz I warned you 5 min! you dumb driver! :lol: *running into Javapride's house and get into her shower and go *UHH UHH* AHH! that feel great... that ough to clean Java's shower! :naughty: :rofl:
 
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***3rd scene***

Pimpdaddyposse: *wakes up in bathtub & Yawning* what's this? *screams* I'm being shot! Somebody HELP ME!

Freaky: *run in bathroom* What? What? Oh it's you, Pimpdaddyposse, relax...*giggle*

Pimpdaddyposse: Freaky! What the hell are you doing in Colorado!

Freaky: Colorado? Look outside, do we ever have an ocean in Colorado?

Pimpdaddyposse: Huh? *look through window being shocked* Are we in Hawaii? Where the hell is Javapride?

Freaky: Java's getting her coffee at Starbuck Coffee then picking up ur roommate Deaf258 along with *interrupted*

Javapride: it's about time Lasza and Deaf258 got out of the airport to meet me outside and what's worse is that they walk like old people!

Lasza: Don't look at me *point at Deaf258* I had to remind you and drag you to meet Java outside so we can surprise Pimpdaddyposse but he's awaken!

Deaf258: moi? All I did was looking in Hawaii's gift store in the airport... it's my first time being in Hawaii... afterall I'm here to get my roommate Pimpdaddyposse home so can't I tour a little bits?

Pimpdaddyposse: YOU! *stares at Deaf258* how can you afford to come to Hawaii?

Deaf258: Well... umm... your credit card *laughing* you look funny in those red crap bathtub...

Pimpdaddyposse: Don't you know what's that? women thangie??? DUH! I'm going to get you for using my credit card without my permission!

*Pimpdaddyposse start to chase as Deaf258 runs for his life and dive into ocean*

Javapride: Hey Lasza and Freaky, we gotta help stop the dog fights...

*meanwhile the ladies were talking, Pimpdaddyposse got out of the ocean*

Pimpdaddyposse: that sure does feel good getting out of ocean... I'll deal with Deaf258 when I get home later... Lasza, why do I get the feeling you're hiding something from me?

Lasza: Me? Well since Deaf258 brought his issue up about using your credit card and you can't catch him in the ocean... he invite me to join him to here so I can visit Jav-

*being interrrupted*

Pimpdaddyposse: WHAT? Deaf258 used my credit card on you! That's it! I'm gonna get him!

*Deaf258 swam back to land but seeing Pimpdaddyposse tries to chase him again, Deaf258 went under the water again....
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH U AND BBNT gonna have a BLAST for the rest of this summer CAN't WAIT to see urs and BBNT s STORIES LMAO LMAO !
 
:rofl: PDP -- u go kiddo! :thumb: now u have ur own thread and ill DEFINATELY be reading this thread too LOL
 
***4th scene***

Deaf258 nearly escaped from Pimpdaddyposse but was caught...

pimpdaddyposse: I never meant to hurt you or anything but I'm furious with you for using my credit card on yourself and Lasza! I want to hear your (bleep) excuse! Right here, right now this minute!

deaf258: I want to explained but you were chasing me and I don't want to be knocked out or hurt in the bathroom cuz the ladies' bathroom is very dangerous place to be in...

pimpdaddyposse: Well?

deaf258: well you were drunk last night back in Colorado and don't u remember why?

pimpdaddyposse: Me drunk? No way all I remember I was buzzed and so tired last night so I went to sleep early and now I woke up in Javapride's shower, what's going on with me?

deaf258: Oh my you're so lost... you were drunk cuz our 3rd roommate moved out to live with her boyfriend..

pimpdaddyposse: U mean Pinkster moved out already? *sobbing* I'm gonna miss her...

deaf258: it's not necessary to cry cuz she wrote alot of hate papers on your bedroom door and she took her stuff and her room's empty...

pimpdaddyposse: great now I'm gonna hafto to find another roommate to move in the house so i can keep up the mortgage...

deaf258: DWAI, Lasza's willingly to help us out on that one, beside we can sue pinkster for harassing and refuse to pay the rest of the rent...

pimpdaddyposse: great good idea and wha- *interrupted*

Freaky: sorry to bother both of you guys, but pimpdaddyposse you need to clean javapride's shower cuz you know I'm a bathroom cleaning freak!

pimpdaddyposse: Why do I hafto- *interrupted*

WaterRats13: I ain't taking a shower cuz i can smell your thangie on the shower wall and you should clean it up after yourself!

deaf258: sorry ladies, Javapride said she ain't gonna do anything about her messy shower

Javapride: When did I said I ain't gon- *interrupted*

Freaky: SHH Java, don't put your pride on it!

deaf258: Ha ha nice try Freaky, I printed the conversation last night from online right here :deal: I ain't that dumb I knew y'll will try to be the "Charlie's Chicks rulz" So i don't think so!

pimpdaddyposse: Thanks deaf258 for saving my neck!

Freaky: Say it ain't so!!!!

javapride: Fine! have it your way! *storm off to her bathroom to clean up the mess*

Freaky: Thanks god I ain't touching javapride and pdp's thangie! *winksa*
 
:laugh2: LMFAO!! Too many people knows me too well!! The *tongue flicking*, *winksa*, "Charlie's Chickies!" "Say it ain't so!" and other quotes!! Sheeiiittt.. I'm getting to be predictable! LMFAO! :ily:
 
If any of y'll want to twist up or cause more complications to the stories... go ahead send a private messages to me and I'll be glad to twist stories for y'll!
 
hahahahaha :rofl: this is ALSO so good! :thumb: to our creative writing ADers -- PDP and bbnt!!!!!
 
SWEET JEEZ using my PMS as ur little story lines ??? LMAOOOOOOO by all means have fun with it it ll be done on friday LMAO LMAO LMAO u ll have to pick someone else with a PMS I KNOW who :-X not mentioning who who LOL!
 
Originally posted by javapride
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH U AND BBNT gonna have a BLAST for the rest of this summer CAN't WAIT to see urs and BBNT s STORIES LMAO LMAO !
Click to expand...

*Plops in her purple cushiony chair and announces that she's gonna stick herself into the chair and watch the storylines of PDP's and BBNT's until the end of it....won't leave! ;)

Keep it up, PDP, am looking forward to another funny read!*
 
Originally posted by javapride
SWEET JEEZ using my PMS as ur little story lines ??? LMAOOOOOOO by all means have fun with it it ll be done on friday LMAO LMAO LMAO u ll have to pick someone else with a PMS I KNOW who :-X not mentioning who who LOL!
Click to expand...

:rofl: Javapride -- YOU were the one that brought it up hahahaha :rofl:
 
***5th scene***

After Javapride cleaned the shower and leave the bathroom to put away her cleaning thing, Fly Free has arrived from swimming in ocean in time to go shower and the ladies start to argue whoever should use the shower first...

Javapride: This house is being filled with more and more deafies! I'm going to take a shower soon

WaterRats13: Javapride, don't ya mind I take a shower now? cuz I haven't took shower for 13 days since I took a personal vacation on a cruise from Australia!

Fly Free: Eww, go take a shower asap, you smelly rat woman!

Freaky: (thinking Javapride has too much pride in her own house, WaterRats13's stinky body would spread the smell in the bathroom) Sowwy ladies, go ahead keep on arguing and I'm closer to the bathroom:nana: *zoom to bathroom and lock the door* and sings a tune from the movie of "Charlie's Angels"

deaf258: Ohh great now the only bathroom in this house is locked for 20 minutes! I hafto go bathroom badly...

Javapride: don't make a puddle in my house! In fact why don't you do what Lasza's comment from last night online by holding your full bladder then push your stomach and see what the result will be? Do it outside! *pointing to the door*

Lasza: Excellent experiments, in fact if you try it in ocean and it's less embarrassment than doing it on the sands...

As SilenceGold enter the house and heard what Javapride and Lasza said....

SilenceGold: I can't believe I'm hearing this conversation! *cover his ears*:ugh2:

WaterRats13: This is too interesting! I'm gonna get the beach chairs, umbrella, towels, and popcorns for myself to watch! Oddball, quit pretending you're sleeping on the couch and help me get what I requested to do... *drag Oddball to get the stuffs to outside*

As Kevbo and Sydlie was walking along on the beach and seeing everyone walks out from Javapride's beach house...

Kevbo: Hey y'll, what's going on?

SilenceGold: I don't think you want to know!

Sydlie: I have been walking all day on the beach and you don't want to mess with me, so tell me what's going on!

*javapride explain everything about what has been going on*

Sydlie: Whoa! that's TMI! Kevbo, do you think we should stay and watch them?

Kevbo: Sure honey, you know I will always love you more!

Sydlie: No I love you more!

Kevbo: You know I said it in first *interrupted*

WaterRats13:: HEY! Just decide whether you're staying or not for all I care! I just want to watch deaf258 before he do something we all will regret!

Sydlie: Okay, okay... we'll stay as long there's a chair and something that will keep us away from the sun since we have been under the sun all morning...

WaterRats13: here is the stuffs y'll can sit and use and watch deaf258's show for the day...

*everyone sat down and begin to watch deaf258's every moves as he walk slowly to the ocean*

*Freaky runs outside and find a spot to sit and watch deaf258*

deaf258: Yay, now nobody's using the bathroom and I'm gonna go take a crap! *runs to javapride's house and lock the bathroom door*

Freaky: Oh brother! I forgot to lock javapride's house to prevent deaf258 from getting in!

Javapride: Thank to you Freaky, now my house floor and probably the bathroom is already getting messy again by now... You'll have to clean up the mess after we go to the fun event tonight...

*Everyone start to ask Javapride questions about what's the event tonight*

javapride: sorry y'll, it's a surprise and I'd suggest you change your clothes for tonight...


................................To be continued................................
 
:laugh2: I'm getting my 15 minutes of fame from bbnt's, Banjo's and PDP's stories!!! OMG.. I don't even hafta go to Hollywood! ADv2 and the other forum is making me famous!! :twisted:
 
OH UH UH LOLOLOL FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i ll wait for scene 6 LMAO U GOOD PDP! NOW I KNOW i gotta meet u ! LMAO! :)

HEY PDP make sure u use some of my famous wordings, u know BRB and u picking on me with JAVA JAVA LOLOL! :)

Speaking of that IM HAVING MY JAVA NOW LMAO!
 
ROFL! Awesome stories!!! Keep them coming, PDP! bbnt, your stories are excellent too! Keep them coming too! :dance:
 
Hahahaha...! Now you're getting me being obsessed in watching shows and the sorts! ;P Oh well...I asked for it in the other threads by plopping myself in a cushiony chair and watching the storyline unreel. :)

Keep the great work! :rofl:
 
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