The Lounge thread: Whatever you feel like......... Anything goes! Part XV

[posts from hell]

ssssshhhhiiiiieeeeeetttttt I'm trying to rip one but it's hard. It feels like you're gonna shart big time. Don't you hate that shit like that?

You don;t want me to get into sharting stories....

 

[posts from hell]

Here is assort sized corks for $5.99, interested?

Or would you rather specific sized locking cork? Available size is from 1/2 inches to 2-1/2 inches in 1/2 inch increments. They cost $9.95 USD.

nah, I want to stink the apartment up good for my roommate's arrival.

 

[Jiro]

You don;t want me to get into sharting stories....

let's go

 

[posts from hell]

let's go

you for real? I've seen my share of sharts.. One time when I was playing third base in a softball game.... The runner rounded 2nd, and sharted when he slid into 3rd base... Shit was all over his back..

 

[Jiro]

you for real? I've seen my share of sharts.. One time when I was playing third base in a softball game.... The runner rounded 2nd, and sharted when he slid into 3rd base... Shit was all over his back..

boring. try again.

 

[posts from hell]

boring. try again.

Your turn.

 

[Jiro]

Your turn.

Last time I sharted was.... probably last year. nasty as hell. I got home from wherever. I was hot, sweaty, exhausted. I felt a big one coming and you know how it feels after you rip a good one after long tiring day. well - bad move.

 

[posts from hell]

Last time I sharted was.... probably last year. nasty as hell. I got home from wherever. I was hot, sweaty, exhausted. I felt a big one coming and you know how it feels after you rip a good one after long tiring day. well - bad move.

same here.. Not good when you're camping though...

 

[Jiro]

dang gotta go to work party. shart you later!

 

[posts from hell]

dang gotta go to work party. shart you later!

Cya later, Mister Shartness.

 

[posts from hell]

Fun Fact: Most people on average have 7 bathroom-related emergencies a year.

 

[diehardbiker]

LOL

Or for the hellish fun, try lighter in front of your rear as you pass em!

nah, I want to stink the apartment up good for my roommate's arrival.

 

[posts from hell]

LOL

Or for the hellish fun, try lighter in front of your rear as you pass em!

done that before?

 

[posts from hell]

LOL

Or for the hellish fun, try lighter in front of your rear as you pass em!

speaking of poker, how is it doing for you lately?

 

[diehardbiker]

Same here! I have done that in front of my ex girlfriend and we laughed so hard.

done that before?

 

[diehardbiker]

I like play for the fun, yes with cash but not like these you see on TV. I play mainly Texas Hold'em tourney with friends of mine. maybe tomorrow night at Deaf club.

I almost hit royal flush, damn I need one more diamond. If I had hit RF, I would have gone "All in!"

speaking of poker, how is it doing for you lately?

 

[posts from hell]

I like play for the fun, yes with cash but not like these you see on TV. I play mainly Texas Hold'em tourney with friends of mine. maybe tomorrow night at Deaf club.

Cool, I made almost 3k this week playing poker.

 

[Jason]

 

[posts from hell]

you must really like the shitty talking i guess...

 

[diehardbiker]

Thats alot more than I would get in. I usually break even, this is just my enjoyment.

Cool, I made almost 3k this week playing poker.