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#1 rule - try not to stay on toipc to much

#2 rule - there is only one rule




damn i need to go to the doctor about my shoulder it feels like it's bone to bone back there.


off work this week and it feels good just to go out and have some fun with the kids.

was playing the game "around the world" on the basketball court with the twins and one of them beat me. "damn I feel old" :dizzy:
 
I just had a VERY weird day with my dad and bro in law thier SO weird today! they celebrated new yrs DAY drinking like they were partying in last yr's eve gawd! dad passed out on the couch mom woke him up and sent him to bed and mom's got an early morning tmw so she's pooped hurt her hand again BLAH..

ME had a WET day and lilo's funky cuz she was sick on new yrs eve! poor baby!
 
bbnt said:
#1 rule - try not to stay on toipc to much

#2 rule - there is only one rule




damn i need to go to the doctor about my shoulder it feels like it's bone to bone back there.


off work this week and it feels good just to go out and have some fun with the kids.

was playing the game "around the world" on the basketball court with the twins and one of them beat me. "damn I feel old" :dizzy:
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Did one of your girls do in-face slam dunk on you? ;)

Just kidding, man! Take care and I hope your shoulder will get much better soon.
 
Should I go out in the snow and give the realtor office my rent cheque today? *not in mood for it*
 
kuifje75 said:
Should I go out in the snow and give the realtor office my rent cheque today? *not in mood for it*
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:) I can do it tomorrow, they said. so I'll stay home and stay warm!

PS: It's snowing here again. 6 inches of new snow on 16 inches of snow. Whew.
 
well its the morning after for the boys thier suffering a major hang over and im just dandy as i can be :-D i knew not to get into the drinks, FYI lilo's back to normal :)
 
I really hate January 2nd, because it is the day we have inventory! We cant to count almost everything! And in case you dont know, i work for a BEAD store. =D The day is almost over and I cant wait till this monster project is over!! One day a year we count all the junk we order ;)
 
Do they make you count all of the loose beads? Even those tiny ones that you can barely pick up with your fingers? That must take days! Reminds me of the time I had a temp job taking inventory at Sears. They stuck me in the pet department and told me to count all the goldfish. Yeah, right. :sure: I’m still hung over like a big dog from New Year’s Eve, and they expect me to count hundreds of fish that are swimming around in a glass tank. :crazy: Not to mention the smell. They’re lucky I didn’t puke in the tank.
 
Have you tried Wal-Mart restrooms? UGH!
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Oh GROSS!!! Thank you for that wonderful visual image. Wal-Mart restrooms—where white trash go to relieve themselves. God—Hispanic women probably give birth in there! I wouldn’t clean a Wal-Mart restroom if you paid me $100 an hour and gave me an evac suit and a flame thrower. :barf:
 
I am sick with cough, sore throat, and puffy eye. I feel so blah!! :(
 
Levonian said:
Oh GROSS!!! Thank you for that wonderful visual image. Wal-Mart restrooms—where white trash go to relieve themselves. God—Hispanic women probably give birth in there! I wouldn’t clean a Wal-Mart restroom if you paid me $100 an hour and gave me an evac suit and a flame thrower. :barf:
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very racist comment and I don't appreciate it
 
While you may not appreciate my particular brand of vulgar insult humor, bear in mind that the people who employ this type of humor are very often the people who are taking an active participatory interest in the benefit of the people whom they are mocking. As soon as I graduate, my chosen profession will put me in daily contact with the ‘white trash’ element of society—economically disenfranchised people who are prone to substance abuse and socially disruptive behavior. I’ve also donated thousands of dollars to non-profit organizations that work to improve the quality of life in the Central American nations. I also plan to go down there after my senior year and work for one of these organizations without pay—at considerable personal risk to myself. Guatemala City is not exactly the safest place in the hemisphere. In preparation, I’ve also learned to speak passable Spanish—the end result of months of aggressive study. I don’t know why people whose occupations involve direct interaction with a particular subset of the population enjoy this type of humor, but I see and hear it constantly. Insult humor just seems to be a firmly ingrained part of our culture, and it is something that almost everybody enjoys—as evidenced by the fact that all professional comedians use it in some capacity.
 
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