Thanksgiving Tragedy

Awauphi

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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told
my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey,
and re-stuffed the turkey.

She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner,my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!


got this via email.. :rofl: hahaha
 
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told
my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey,
and re-stuffed the turkey.

She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner,my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!


got this via email.. :rofl: hahaha

:bowlol: That is funny!
 
Hmm, reminds me of when I put fake ants in my daughter's salad. I don't think she thought it was funny!
 
Hmm, reminds me of when I put fake ants in my daughter's salad. I don't think she thought it was funny!


I think I will have to do that to a buddy of mine who pulled a parnk on my cranberri sauce on thursday .....
 
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