Nope, PFH is in love with you. Are you desperate enough for him? PM me if you want his YIM username please take him off my hands
Are you rejecting his love and affection now that you know he can digest 8 slices at 300 calories each.
Wait, are we talking one medium-large pizza in a day or in a sitting? Like, if you eat a whole pizza is that all you eat for the entire day? That seems faintly reasonable.