Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart

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A Florida teen was caught yesterday using a stuffed horse to ********** in a Walmart in Brooksville, Florida, about 50 miles north of Tampa.


The Smoking Gun reports that 19-year-old Sean Johnson went to the store’s comforter section and used the toy to ********** before placing it back on the shelf among the other items. He left the store and was promptly arrested in the parking lot.

The police report details the incident in no uncertain terms:

At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department. The defendant then proceeded to the comforter aisle in housewares and proceeded to pull out his genitals which were in an aroused state. The defendant then proceeded to hold the stuffed horse’s chest area to his genitals and proceeded to hump the stuffed horse using short fast movements. The defendant continued his action until he achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area.

The defendant then placed the soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also. The defendant then exited the store and left the property. Contact was made with the defendant directly across the street.

After being arrested, Johnson later confessed in a written statement that he “did unmentionables to a stuffed animal.” He also stated, “I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.”

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I feel sorry for him.
Too many oldies in Florida
He's having a hard time to find a girl as same age as him.
:lol:
 
Must have been desperate to get his rocks off... But seriously... If he was that desperate I'm surprised he didn't pick somewhere more private. Now he has to pay for damages... And not to mention I don't know how anyone wouldn't feel publicly humiliated... They stated his name in the article, now everyone that knows him knows.
 
Only in Walmart.....

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Guess that's the only way the kid would ever feel "hung like a horse" LOL :laugh2:
 
if he plays this right, he can get rich...
Already has publicity...he just needs viral video, with a cool tune track. He can (stuff animal hump) clear across america, he csn even.become a guru.......
attention whore
Meh
 
That would be one show I'd stay 100 miles away from, :ugh:


Did you notice that no one stopped the boy they let him finish then went after him . I wonder if people recorded this on their cell phones .:hmm:
I wonder if the boy was high too?
 
Did you notice that no one stopped the boy they let him finish then went after him . I wonder if people recorded this on their cell phones .:hmm:
I wonder if the boy was high too?

There is definitely something wrong with the young fella, mentally or emotionally, so inappropriate!
 
There is definitely something wrong with the young fella, mentally or emotionally, so inappropriate!

His ex girlfriend hurt his feelings when she said "Oh look how cute another belly button!!!" :laugh2:
 
He should have bought the stuffed animal like the stuffed horse and taken it home. That way he can have sex with the stuffed horse. I don't know if he could wash the stuffed horse into the washing machine.

He should not have put the stuffed animal back on the shelf or bed in the store. He is crazy. **shaking my head** :(
 
Interesting which section that Robin posted this thread in.

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