Steinhauer
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- Joined
- Aug 16, 2009
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Obama: There she is!
Riot Cop: Where?
Obama: There!
Riot Cop: What? Behind the old lady?
Obama: It *is* the old lady!
Riot Cop: You silly sod!
Obama: What?
Riot Cop: You got us all worked up!
Obama: Well, that's no ordinary old lady, she's a Tea Partier.
Riot Cops: Ohh.
Obama: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered terrorist you ever set eyes on!
Sheriff: You tit! I soiled my kevlar I was so scared!
Obama: Look, that old lady's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Guy with megaphone: Get stuffed!
Obama: I'm warning you!
Sheriff: What's he do? Nibble your bum with her dentures?
Obama: She's got huge, sharp... er... She can leap about. Look at the bones!
Riot Cop: Where?
Obama: There!
Riot Cop: What? Behind the old lady?
Obama: It *is* the old lady!
Riot Cop: You silly sod!
Obama: What?
Riot Cop: You got us all worked up!
Obama: Well, that's no ordinary old lady, she's a Tea Partier.
Riot Cops: Ohh.
Obama: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered terrorist you ever set eyes on!
Sheriff: You tit! I soiled my kevlar I was so scared!
Obama: Look, that old lady's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Guy with megaphone: Get stuffed!
Obama: I'm warning you!
Sheriff: What's he do? Nibble your bum with her dentures?
Obama: She's got huge, sharp... er... She can leap about. Look at the bones!