Sorry, late to the conversation. I've been elsewhere for a while.
Tazers, at a minimum, I bet it would wipe the map. As far as damaging it, I'm not sure, ask your audi.
If you were hit with a tazer, you wouldnt even the processor get wiped. You wouldnt get the chance to hear anything. I have never been tazed, but I have been present when many have been tazed. Once second they are pissed off acting like they are gonna take over the world, the next, the are dazed and confused, with a much better attitude. They usually dont even know what happened until they have time to figure it out.
A friend of mine is the defensive tactics instructor for a major police dept (for those that know me here, its the one I worked for before going where I am at now). Anyway, he has been tazed 3 times for training purposes. He refuses to have it happen again. This guy is a real bad ass with a serious pain tollerance. His comment about getting tazed again was "I would rather be doused in gasoline and lit on fire than to be tazed again".