Take the death test

My results....

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 13, 2038
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
 
February 19, 2067
at the age of 84 years old.

Heart Attack (18%)
Cancer (14%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Drowning (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Suicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
:| (clear-throat)
 
bbnt said:
Some people from the old alldeaf might remember this but for the rest of you it should be fun.


Death Test



P.S. please post the results
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Haha!

I don't believe this one, BBNT!! Fido, you are so dumb!!

Cancer (37%)
Horrible Accident (18%)
Drowning (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.

Die on April 15, 2060at age of 85



LOL.. I don't believe this.. :|
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Wednesday, July 16th 2042
At the tender age of 67 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Other fascinating statistics:

19,679,225 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team sex.
4% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 14190 people claim to have leprosy.
 
okay this is really scaring me :(

Monday, February 14th 2022
At the tender age of 40 years old.

heart attack 27%
drowning 14%
cleaning your rifle 9%
alcoholism 9%


btw my mom used to say she wouldnt survive past 40 years old and she didnt now this is telling me that i wont survive past 40! o.O
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Sunday, December 13th 2043
At the tender age of 64 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (25%)
Alcoholism (10%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
Drowning (7%)

what a whoopie!
 
Tuesday, July 19th 2050

At the tender age of 73 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:
Cancer (10%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Contagious Disease (3%)
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Friday, September 20th 2024
At the tender age of 54 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (20%)
Cancer (18%)
Alcoholism (10%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (8%)


Doh, on my brother's birthday.
 
Wednesday, February 13th 2041
At the tender age of 71 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

"Cleaning your Rifle" (4%)
Alien Abduction (2%)
Homicide (2%)

Weird.....I never used a gun. LOL
 
If Bush has his way, a heck of a lot of us will have the same deathdate.
:whistle:
 
:shock: :shock: Friday, October 16th 2054 at the tender age of 73 years old

from drowing..too bad deaf scuba wont be there to rescue me :(
 
Monday, March 29th 2049
At the ripe old age of 78 years old.


Cancer (13%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (3%)
 
Thursday, September 20th 2046
At the tender age of 66 years old.

Cancer (10%)
Drowning (7%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
 
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