Stupid Laws

whatdidyousay! said:
My dog is smart , but not smart enough to tell time! That is an insane law! What if someone is trying to break in or there is a fire and the dog bark as a warning would you still be in trouble!
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and risk a stupid fine for this stupid law, no way!
 
JClarke said:
and risk a stupid fine for this stupid law, no way!
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How you can keep a dog from barking when you are sound asleep at
1:00 AM? The people that came upwith this law had to be stoned out their
mind or drunk or idiots!
 
Where can you get a job like this ! One that pay you to come with stupid laws! I bet we can come with some!
 
whatdidyousay! said:
How you can keep a dog from barking when you are sound asleep at
1:00 AM? The people that came upwith this law had to be stoned out their
mind or drunk or idiots!
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Like this sceniro...

*dog barks continuioiusly in the middle of the night*
*deaf people asleep in their beds*
*Police come knocking the door*
*Doorbell light flashing*

Deaf man "What the?
Went to open the door *shocked expression*

'Your dog is barking and didnt you know that the law is in force, sir?"

*Deaf man shakes head and points to his ear*

"Sir, I'm deaf I dont know what you're talking about"

Police: "Oh, dammit, this is law is just stupid. They cant hear the dog. Well, fuck it"

Police: "I'm sorry to interrupt your sleep. Please excuse us, sir"

Police leaves

Dea guy shrugs and returns to bed'
 
JClarke said:
Like this sceniro...

*dog barks continuioiusly in the middle of the night*
*deaf people asleep in their beds*
*Police come knocking the door*
*Doorbell light flashing*

Deaf man "What the?
Went to open the door *shocked expression*

'Your dog is barking and didnt you know that the law is in force, sir?"

*Deaf man shakes head and points to his ear*

"Sir, I'm deaf I dont know what you're talking about"

Police: "Oh, dammit, this is law is just stupid. They cant hear the dog. Well, fuck it"

Police: "I'm sorry to interrupt your sleep. Please excuse us, sir"

Police leaves

Dea guy shrugs and returns to bed'
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I can relate to that! I found my hearing dog wrapped around my head at 5:30 AM!
We had a huge lighting storm that woke everyone up! It sarced the crap out my dog , I never heard a thing!
 
I'm lol about the one for Texas ( ice cream cone)
 
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