diehardbiker
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Nail heavy duty wire staple? No no no
Get three of half an inch copper pipe strap with two holes, screw in using special type of head, maybe safety torx or safety hex screws down on top of 150 years old Oak tree stump. He will scream but he deserves that anyway. Each strap is for his wiener, and his two balls.
Safety screws means they requires special and uncommon driver to release that, regular hex or torn driver will not be able to take it out.
Fire needed? Nah! Tie that guy with ropes around his chest though both armpits, raise the rope say 15 feet high over the pulley, using plastic 55 gallon drum which is very light and hanging in mid air say 10 feet above ground, and turn on water at the rate of one drop per minute into that barrel… Lets fun begins! Of course, the scumbag will have handcuff attached to chain that goes around his wrist.
Get three of half an inch copper pipe strap with two holes, screw in using special type of head, maybe safety torx or safety hex screws down on top of 150 years old Oak tree stump. He will scream but he deserves that anyway. Each strap is for his wiener, and his two balls.
Safety screws means they requires special and uncommon driver to release that, regular hex or torn driver will not be able to take it out.
Fire needed? Nah! Tie that guy with ropes around his chest though both armpits, raise the rope say 15 feet high over the pulley, using plastic 55 gallon drum which is very light and hanging in mid air say 10 feet above ground, and turn on water at the rate of one drop per minute into that barrel… Lets fun begins! Of course, the scumbag will have handcuff attached to chain that goes around his wrist.
Chemical, cut it off... youre making it too easy. Have him cut down a big tree, then strip him naked and using a heavy duty wire staple, nail little willy to the stump. Pour gas on him with a small trail, hand him a razor blade and give him the choice to burn to death or cut off his own willy. Then light the trail of gas as you walk away.