So... Care to share?

Maybe this isn't so much immature as it is more of being plain naive lol...

I had gone out and bought some Smirnoff White Grape Vodka. I looooove the Smirnoff Ice. Stupid me, I thought I was buying the same thing only in a bigger bottle. So I take it home, late one night, open it and pour some over ice. I'm chatting with a friend and I tell him, "HOLY CRAP! This tastes like hell! Omg don't ever buy this, it's like cough syrup!" I try to take a few more sips and I'm already feeling quite tipsy. My friend pauses and says (knowing I'm no connoisseur of alcohol) "Show me the bottle"

I turn on my cam, show him the bottle and he says: "THAT'S STRAIGHT VODKA YOU'RE DRINKING!!! OMG!!! YOU NEED A MIXER!!!"

Needless to say it tasted much better once OJ was added! But I got pretty dang drunk that night!

First - Were you 16 when you bought that bottle? And secondly - How the hell did you get to purchase such exotic beverage at 16?
 
Maybe this isn't so much immature as it is more of being plain naive lol...

I had gone out and bought some Smirnoff White Grape Vodka. I looooove the Smirnoff Ice. Stupid me, I thought I was buying the same thing only in a bigger bottle. So I take it home, late one night, open it and pour some over ice. I'm chatting with a friend and I tell him, "HOLY CRAP! This tastes like hell! Omg don't ever buy this, it's like cough syrup!" I try to take a few more sips and I'm already feeling quite tipsy. My friend pauses and says (knowing I'm no connoisseur of alcohol) "Show me the bottle"

I turn on my cam, show him the bottle and he says: "THAT'S STRAIGHT VODKA YOU'RE DRINKING!!! OMG!!! YOU NEED A MIXER!!!"

Needless to say it tasted much better once OJ was added! But I got pretty dang drunk that night!

But drinking it straight up saves you the waste of calories AND it works almost immediately! Lovin' it :)
 
When girls act gay.. it is just fun to watch. When guys act gay... I don't think anyone forgets!

Yup, You can be Bob the Bridge Builder.. but nobody will remember you as bob the bridge builder 10 years down the road. It'll be Bob the Cocksucker.
 
First - Were you 16 when you bought that bottle? And secondly - How the hell did you get to purchase such exotic beverage at 16?

:laugh2: nooo and this is where the naive part comes in... it was as recent as this summer. And I turned 23 about 2 months ago. I was never really taken out for my 21st bday for drinks so I don't really know a whole bunch about alcohol!

The other funny story is that I went to a Halloween party about a year or so ago. I was working at Starbucks at the time and figured well, shots are shots. I mixed some coke and rum starting out with one shot of rum for each drink. I didn't think it was enough so I started upping it more an more. Then I had 2 shots per can.

At the end of the night I think I had somewhere either between 21 or 23 shots. I was on the floor. It was my first time :barf: and still feeling drunk afterwards. I had always felt sober after that but not this time! Shockingly, I had no hangover.
 
:laugh2: nooo and this is where the naive part comes in... it was as recent as this summer. And I turned 23 about 2 months ago. I was never really taken out for my 21st bday for drinks so I don't really know a whole bunch about alcohol!

The other funny story is that I went to a Halloween party about a year or so ago. I was working at Starbucks at the time and figured well, shots are shots. I mixed some coke and rum starting out with one shot of rum for each drink. I didn't think it was enough so I started upping it more an more. Then I had 2 shots per can.

At the end of the night I think I had somewhere either between 21 or 23 shots. I was on the floor. It was my first time :barf: and still feeling drunk afterwards. I had always felt sober after that but not this time! Shockingly, I had no hangover.

When is your birthday?!? Girl, we need to celebrate our 21st birthday... for real :eek3:
 
:laugh2: nooo and this is where the naive part comes in... it was as recent as this summer. And I turned 23 about 2 months ago. I was never really taken out for my 21st bday for drinks so I don't really know a whole bunch about alcohol!

The other funny story is that I went to a Halloween party about a year or so ago. I was working at Starbucks at the time and figured well, shots are shots. I mixed some coke and rum starting out with one shot of rum for each drink. I didn't think it was enough so I started upping it more an more. Then I had 2 shots per can.

At the end of the night I think I had somewhere either between 21 or 23 shots. I was on the floor. It was my first time :barf: and still feeling drunk afterwards. I had always felt sober after that but not this time! Shockingly, I had no hangover.
wow sugar with booze is pretty bad. Glad you got out of that fine.
20 shots of rum is pretty potent for anyone. :)
 
wow sugar with booze is pretty bad. Glad you got out of that fine.
20 shots of rum is pretty potent for anyone. :)

Yea... I drank so much because I didn't feel anything happening. Now I know better and that I have some kind of delayed reaction to alcohol, which kinda sucks.
 
Why not drink on an empty stomach?

I purposefully drink on an empty stomach.
It took that, me being very tired, and 15 pints of beer at 8% abv or better to finally doze off at the brewery the other day. The brewers were screaming revenge....
 
Maybe this isn't so much immature as it is more of being plain naive lol...

I had gone out and bought some Smirnoff White Grape Vodka. I looooove the Smirnoff Ice. Stupid me, I thought I was buying the same thing only in a bigger bottle. So I take it home, late one night, open it and pour some over ice. I'm chatting with a friend and I tell him, "HOLY CRAP! This tastes like hell! Omg don't ever buy this, it's like cough syrup!" I try to take a few more sips and I'm already feeling quite tipsy. My friend pauses and says (knowing I'm no connoisseur of alcohol) "Show me the bottle"

I turn on my cam, show him the bottle and he says: "THAT'S STRAIGHT VODKA YOU'RE DRINKING!!! OMG!!! YOU NEED A MIXER!!!"

Needless to say it tasted much better once OJ was added! But I got pretty dang drunk that night!
I drunk the same thing, two years ago and it was terrible.
 
You are merely eight days older than me and yes, our 21st birthdays are overdue but it's never too late to celebrate!
my 21st, wasn't that good, can I have another one?
 
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