sneeze with mouth shut

It doesn't. But if you have a healing incision from an implant operation say a few days before, then the force of a sneeze could in theory put pressure on it. It would have to be a pretty big sneeze though and you'd have to be unlucky enough to be struck down with a cold right after the op. Usually, if you develop a bad cold before the operation they cancel you.
If that's the case, doing a huge fart would do the same thing... shaking the grounds like an earthquake causing your implants to shift out of place. That would be a scary thought. ;)
 
If that's the case, doing a huge fart would do the same thing... shaking the grounds like an earthquake causing your implants to shift out of place. That would be a scary thought. ;)

Well, I'll avoid baked beans after surgery then ;)
 
Just knew it...we gone from sneezes to flatuations...for impacts on a CI. You guys are a hoot!
 
I once had a friend... sneeze then immedately puke. According to him it was very messy, very nasty, very painful.
 
I once had a friend... sneeze then immedately puke. According to him it was very messy, very nasty, very painful.
And... how did that happen? Eat something bad or something that didn't settle in his stomach well?
 
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