Silly Gay tests...

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kuifje75

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Post links here to silly tests measuring how straight or gay you are, and post the results and what you think about these results.


http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/
RESULT: Kuifje75 is 43% gay! Congratulations, you've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted homo.


For Men: http://www.straightacting.com/guyquiz.shtml
For Women: http://www.straightacting.com/bfquiz.shtml

I took the test for men, of course....
RESULT: LEVEL 6 -- MOSTLY FEMININE
People are starting to place bets that you are gay. You do a lot of things and have a lot of behaviors that are the stereotypical gay feminine traits. You enjoy exploring your feminine side. Most people just assume you are gay, and go on with it, which is just fine with you.
(Ehhh, I don't agree with this result, but oh well... it's only for good fun.)


Test for Job:
http://www.straightacting.com/jobquiz/jquiz.shtml
RESULT: LEVEL 4-- Emeril Lagasse
BAM! Congratulations! Although a borderline gay-acting job, yours just skinned by on the straight acting side. Just like Emeril's, your job may require that you participate in some less than straight acting behavior but look at it this way: Guys really go for other guys who can cook and as long as your using phrases like KICK IT UP A NOTCH who gives a damn if your apron says 'Kiss the Cook'!


Test to see if my dog is straight acting or not :lol: :
http://www.straightacting.com/k9quiz.shtml
LEVEL 3-- THE VERY STRAIGHT ACTING DOG
Still rough around the edges, this is the perfect straight acting guys mate. Whether at the lumber shop, hunting, fishing or begging for table scraps, your dog will stand his ground and stand by his man. Car manufacturers are meeting today to discuss naming a new line of heavy trucks after your dog. Dogs that fit into this category are Dobermans, German Shepherd's and Huskies.


Another Metrosexuality test:
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/GMA/Living/GMA030805Metrosexuals_quiz.html
RESULT: If you scored between 13 and 18, while you have some fashion sense, you don't let it get too far. Grooming is important to you, but you don't make it too big of a priority. Why not try pampering yourself with a massage or facial. You deserve it!
 
Your score is -56


LEVEL 7-- VERY BUTCH

Your wallet chain is a mainstay of your wardrobe and you feel naked without your vintage Case bone handle pocketknife. Your hair is short and you don't care about your weight but you do care about out bench pressing the straight guy next to you at the gym! You pride yourself on being the man of the house but you secretly get teary eyed when your girlfriend brings you roses for your anniversary.


THAT IS ME!!! ????? NO WAY !!! YES THAT IS ME... ME PRIDE!!!
 
Your score is -19


LEVEL 5-- TOMBOY

You are a womyn who spent her youth fighting to get on her local Little League team. You excel at sports and have season tickets to the WNBA! You have many scars on your body from old skateboard accidents and falling out of trees. Currently you have road rash from eating it on your Razor scooter!

hahahh grew up a tomboy and always will be one!
 
just took another test hehe thats SO me!
LEVEL 6-- BUTCH

Your friends like to have you over because you are always willing to fix a sink or build a shelf. You never wear make up but not because it's a political statement-it just makes your face itch! You never leave home without your Swiss Army Knife and though you own a lot of shoes, they're all sensible ones!
 
:rofl:
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Eh, seems like I'm more gay than Freaky is... at 53% "Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!" Huh?! :laugh2: :fly3:
 
Oddball is 43% gay.
You are very open minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets.

Your score is 17


LEVEL 4-- FEMINIST

Gloria Steinem is more than a hero to you-she is a Goddess! You threw away your DD36 bras years ago along with all the other symbols of female cultural slavery and oppression. You spend your weekends rescuing cats from the pound and you attend regular meetings of "WOMYN: Life Without Sperm"!


Wow! Your score is 132


LEVEL 5-- Captain James T. Kirk



Let's examine this. What kind of a job gives a guy the opportunity to be in such close quarters to all those lonely fellows of science, not to mention to boldly go where no man has gone before? Sounds like things on The Enterprise were just a tad questionable. In comparison, it looks like your job does the same thing for you that it did for the honorable captain. Thankfully gay sexual harassment lawsuits aren't as popular as they could be.

Your dog's score is 47


LEVEL 3-- THE VERY STRAIGHT ACTING DOG

Still rough around the edges, this is the perfect straight acting guys mate. Whether at the lumber shop, hunting, fishing or begging for table scraps, your dog will stand his ground and stand by his man. Car manufacturers are meeting today to discuss naming a new line of heavy trucks after your dog. Dogs that fit into this category are Dobermans, German Shepherd's and Huskies.


If you scored between 13 and 18, while you have some fashion sense, you don't let it get too far. Grooming is important to you, but you don't make it too big of a priority. Why not try pampering yourself with a massage or facial. You deserve it!
 
From http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/

Lasza is 50% Gay!

Congratutations, You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted lesbian babe!


http://www.straightacting.com/bfquiz.shtml
Level 4- FEMINST
Gloria Steinem is more than a hero to you-she is a Goddess! You threw away your DD36 bras years ago along with all the other symbols of female cultural slavery and oppression. You spend your weekends rescuing cats from the pound and you attend regular meetings of "WOMYN: Life Without Sperm"!


http://www.straightacting.com/jobquiz/jquiz.shtml
LEVEL 4-- Emeril Lagasse
BAM! Congratulations! Although a borderline gay-acting job, yours just skinned by on the straight acting side. Just like Emeril's, your job may require that you participate in some less than straight acting behavior but look at it this way: Guys really go for other guys who can cook and as long as your using phrases like KICK IT UP A NOTCH who gives a damn if your apron says 'Kiss the Cook'!


http://www.straightacting.com/k9quiz.shtml
LEVEL 2-- THE VERY STRAIGHT ACTING DOG
Still rough around the edges, this s the perfect acting guys mate. Whether at the lumber shop, hunting, fishing or begging for table scraps, your will stand his ground and by his man. Car manufacturers are meeting today to discuss naming a new line Dobermans, German Shepherd's and Huskies.
 
hahaha... I bet FlyFree will laugh at my test and agreed to them some..

=x First.. i took Gay-o-Meter.. it said..
MsGiglz is 40% Gay..
You're a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!..

ROFL!!


For.. For Women: http://www.straightacting.com/bfquiz.shtml


Your score is 60


LEVEL 3-- LIPSTICK LESBIAN

Yes, you're the cliché of the Modern Millennium Lesbian! You understand the benefits of wearing makeup but mostly leave the house in a ponytail and baseball cap. Whenever a movie is made with a Lesbian in it you see yourself on screen. Flannels are a mainstay of your wardrobe but you have a nice little black cocktail dress for the right occasion. Your last big event was having all your friends over to watch "If These Walls Could Talk 2"!

:Oops: LOL
 
:rofl: MsGiglz -- some of that ARE definately YOU! hahahah

ohhh MizzDeaf -- 40% straight qq hahahaha
 
Your score is 81


LEVEL 2-- SOMEWHAT FEMME

You embrace all sorts of womanly things but like to make a statement by not shaving your legs during winter! Once in a while you even let your armpit hair grow! Your idea of a good time is shoe shopping (even though you know that you have too many pairs) but you've also been known to change the oil in your car.



"I achieved A LEVEL 2 AT STRAIGHTACTING.COM!!"
 
Fly Free said:
:rofl: MsGiglz -- some of that ARE definately YOU! hahahah

ohhh MizzDeaf -- 40% straight qq hahahaha
Click to expand...

Fly Free~ SAD huh ?? I am 40% straight..
 
MizzDeaf said:
Fly Free~ SAD huh ?? I am 40% straight..
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40% straight but guess what... ur 60 % Lesbain So ur still lucky heheheheh :)

40%+60%=100% all MIZZ DEAF :)
 
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