Show your AllDeaf spirit!

Gimme an "A"! :scream: A!
Gimme a "L"! :scream: L!
Gimme a "L"! :scream: L!

Is it all?? :scream: NO!

Gimme a "D"! :scream: D!
Gimme an "E" :scream: E!
Gimme an "A"! :scream: A!
Gimme an "F"! :scream: F!

How that spell qq ALLDEAF!!!! :applause: :applause: :applause:

That is Spirit! :clap: GREAT Guys!
 
Malfoyish That is ONE good poem you wrote!!! Inspired us all! Inspired AllDeaf!!!

VamPyroX, btw, the police is parked next to you, and guess what? He's dancing to your full powered, sub-woofin', tremblin', metal shakin', tree beatin' and enpowering spirits speakers fanatically singing "AllDeaf rawks! AllDeaf rawks!!" with citation hanging around in his hand shaking vehemently around and around...
 
LinuxGold said:
Malfoyish That is ONE good poem you wrote!!! Inspired us all! Inspired AllDeaf!!!

VamPyroX, btw, the police is parked next to you, and guess what? He's dancing to your full powered, sub-woofin', tremblin', metal shakin', tree beatin' and enpowering spirits speakers fanatically singing "AllDeaf rawks! AllDeaf rawks!!" with citation hanging around in his hand shaking vehemently around and around...
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Actually, he's too busy covering his ears since the sound is too intense. Secondly, his car can't get close enough to me without blowing out his windows! Hehehe! :fu:
 
Officer, VamPyroX versus Driver, Alex

A police officer, VamPyroX pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer, VamPyroX: May I see your driver's license?

Driver, Alex: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

VamPyroX: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Alex: It's not my car. I stole it.

VamPyroX: The car is stolen?

Alex: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

VamPyroX: There's a gun in the glove box?

Alex: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Alex: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

VamPyroX: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain, Cheri. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain-Cheri approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain-Cheri: Can I see your license?

Alex: Sure, it is. It was valid.

Cheri: Who is this car?

Alex: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.

Captain, Cheri: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there is a gun in it?

Alex: Yes sir, but there is no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was AllDeaf CD’s in the glove box.

Cheri: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Alex:No problem.

Trunk is opened; There is no dead body. A lot of file AllDeaf forms two boxes and alot of picture of e in Alex’s truck. Officer VamPyroX and Captain, Cheri stared each other. They were perplexed!

Cheri:I do not understand it. Officer, VamPyroX who stopped you said told him, you did not have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Why heck Alex has a lot of CD about AllDeaf for in his glove box?

Alex: Yeah, I will be the lying bastard told you that I was speeding, too. What a waste a lot of your time? Feel sorry for the Officer, VamPyroX did all those dirty work.

Poor VamPyroX!

Alex giggled and drove speedy 85 mph zooming to see E in the another location! :nana: Officer VamPyroX and Captain, Cheri !!!
 
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