Seniors Having More Sex Than You Think

:rofl: @ this thread
 
The ancient joke about older ladies is "They don't swell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell."

I only know about two active people in their seventies (from their younger partners who are always bragging) and no one eighty or above, as the older crowd just smiles and doesn't say very much, but there's lots of lovin' going on among folks in their sixties, and only a few have to use meds like Viagra.

You kids would be shocked down to your socks!
 
:eek3: Ummmmm I never wanted to know if my paretns had sex and I sure as hell don't want to think about my dear sweet granny grinding away!!! :giggle:
 
Chase said:
The ancient joke about older ladies is "They don't swell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell."

I only know about two active people in their seventies (from their younger partners who are always bragging) and no one eighty or above, as the older crowd just smiles and doesn't say very much, but there's lots of lovin' going on among folks in their sixties, and only a few have to use meds like Viagra.

You kids would be shocked down to your socks!
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There is much to be said for the advantage of experience!:giggle:
 
Kalista said:
Well, 80 years old ladies would give you more climaxes because they do not have any teeth. You will love them! You can't reject them...

Remember, the life is short !!!
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HAHAHA you crack me up Kalista :giggle:
 
Because I work with senior citizens everyday, I have caught many in acts *ahem*. You just never know what to expect if you do not knock on the door :giggle:

My 84 year old grandmother - the other day - asked me how she could get my 85 year old grandpa to stop bugging her for sex as she is tired of it and dont want it anymore. :giggle: I said TMI!!!
 
Gosh, you're all funni, especially kallista! :laugh2:

Kalista, that 80yo gentleman might perform gentle foreplay, but instead of warm hands, his hands will be cold! That's a good way to have hot/cold sensation in the summer. ;)

Gemma, perhaps your granny could put in estrogen in your grandpa's drinks to stem his active libido providing it does precisely that. :)
 
Gemma said:
HAHAHA you crack me up Kalista :giggle:
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I walked on the sidewalk, a man approached me if I know anyone of woman who is available out of the west. Like love to cook and drink of glass of wine, admire in the tulips and travel. I gave him your pager address, took a picture of him. I shook his hands, it is warming. It is perfect for your massage.

Here is his picture. By the way, his name is Mickey. I was writing a note in private, ask him some personal question if he had some experience to make woman satisfied. Wow, I am so impressed, he has advance of experience. You will admire his affectionate and cuddle. Please keep us posted how is your dating with Mickey.

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Kalista said:
I walked on the sidewalk, a man approached me if I know anyone of woman who is available out of the west. Like love to cook and drink of glass of wine, admire in the tulips and travel. I gave him your pager address, took a picture of him. I shook his hands, it is warming. It is perfect for your massage.

Here is his picture. By the way, his name is Mickey. I was writing a note in private, ask him some personal question if he had some experience to make woman satisfied. Wow, I am so impressed, he has advance of experience. You will admire his affectionate and cuddle. Please keep us posted how is your dating with Mickey.

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:-o No wonder why I woke up to a steamy email on my pager this morning! He is way too hot blooded for me and I dont think I can handle a frisky man so he is all yours :rockon: Although he does look very cherubic in that pic! :cool:
 
Gemma said:
:-o No wonder why I woke up to a steamy email on my pager this morning! He is way too hot blooded for me and I dont think I can handle a frisky man so he is all yours :rockon: Although he does look very cherubic in that pic! :cool:
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Oh no, you dump this cherubic man. He is very sweet and gentle man!! He will give you everything as you wish. He did not want to bury all of his money down in 6 feet bury. He really wants to meet you so badly, he made the flight reservation to visit you.

His flight schedule:

Northwest Airline # 1443 flight apart 10:22am Boston November 30, 2007, arrival Portland, Oregon at 17:30pm. Remind you to bring nice walker for him. Did you make some fresh chicken rice soup for Mickey yet? How about biscuts and apple pie homemade for him ?

It sounds so romantic for you during this weekend. Do not worry, Mickey will not break your nice comfort bed. Let me know, how is his performance.

Do not forgot to pick up Mickey at the airport tonight at 5:30pm
 
I can't wait to seeing you - Gemma tonight at the airport!!

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I have bunches of tulips for you.
 
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