I don't know about that one; sounds more like a personal problem that requires a trip to the toilet.
well,
let's the new model 'iCrap' has an in-built squirt and blow dry feature inside a special conpartment, a new contrapment which serves as a instant asswipe without requiring paper but it has to be handled very carefully while in use above the bowl.
Apple have thought of an ingenius way to counter this prone to accidential drop, they attach the wrist handle strap, much liike the old hand-held transistor radio did in the 1970's and 1980s.
this new asswiping feature also will mean eradicating the needs for toilet paper, and at same time, providing the masses with a cheap alternative to purchase an expensive additional bowl which royals uses instead of toilet paper usage.
this is Apple's contribution of the problem of public panic, and simutaneously addressing partially to the problem of the rainforest tree's wood/paper pulp consumption, also to the public health's increasing need for hygenetic separation by withdrawing the need of sharing toilet papers in public lavertories.
The apparance of this contrapement looks very much like a 2-foil horizontal electric shaver, and with its larger size (from adding the 'extra column' (thanks to PowerOn, good observation) right under this extra colume there is a 25ci capacity holding fluid, for water , or for Apple's reccommended proprietarial 'Apple cleansing fluid', purchased at any Apple(c) stores.
That's a fantastic iCrap for you!
