Prez Bush in a primary school

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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After
his
talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name
is.

"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right
question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him what his name is.

"Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?

And fifth, what the f--- happened to Billy?"
 
Bush: (whispering)

Secret Service: Hmm... Yes Sir!

Moments later...All kids could hear Billy's scream a mile away somewhere.

:D
 
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