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How do you drown a blond?
Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of the pool.
A blond and a brunette are walking along in a forest and the brunette says, "Oh look a dead bird."
The blond looks up at the sky and says, "Where?"
Why did the blond try to climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
Why do blonds not make good pharmacists?
Cause they can't fit those plastic bottles in the typewriter.
Why can't blonds make kool-aid?
Cause they can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water into that little pouch.
What do you call a row of blonds?
A wind tunnel.
What do you get when you put a group of blonds in the freezer?
Frosted flakes.
Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of the pool.
A blond and a brunette are walking along in a forest and the brunette says, "Oh look a dead bird."
The blond looks up at the sky and says, "Where?"
Why did the blond try to climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
Why do blonds not make good pharmacists?
Cause they can't fit those plastic bottles in the typewriter.
Why can't blonds make kool-aid?
Cause they can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water into that little pouch.
What do you call a row of blonds?
A wind tunnel.
What do you get when you put a group of blonds in the freezer?
Frosted flakes.
