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dreamchaser

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Sheesh, I just realized that I lied to all of you. I introduced myself as being 50. I just had a birthday, and plumb forgot. I am 51 now. It took me a whole year to learn to spit out the words, "I am 50," so it will probably take me another year to admit that I am 51. I am loving getting seniel. Everyday I wake up and all my old jokes are new again, cuz I am so old, I forget everything I hear by the next day.

Speaking of OLD, do you know what they put in VIAGRA that makes it work?

It is 50 percent Miracle Grow.... and
50 percent FIX A FLAT! :)
 
LOL at your Viagra joke :)

And hey, no worries. I'm 37 myself and half the time I confuse myself, "am I 36 or 38?" I guess I don't like 37 lol :) Happy belated birthday !!
 
AlleyCat said:
LOL at your Viagra joke :)

And hey, no worries. I'm 37 myself and half the time I confuse myself, "am I 36 or 38?" I guess I don't like 37 lol :) Happy belated birthday !!
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Right on! And thanks for the happy birthday. I just let this one go by and my kids even forgot about it. Maybe that is why I forget that it changed.

I know lots of dumb jokes, I hope it is appropriate to post them. If not, ,just say the word, and I will try to shut up... :)
 
:lol: ... don't fret over it. I couldn't care less about my age, it's just a number. Even though most times, I forget what age I am! that I have to retort to my year of birth (somehow I always remember) to subtract from the current year! :lol:

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” by George Bernard Shaw. :)
 
Hey, it doesn't matter. Being old enough to know better is all that matters!:giggle: And we both qualify for that one!
 
:D I think everyone starts forgetting after 25. 25 is the last great "milestone" until.... 50? I donno about everyone else, I know I started having trouble remembering how old I am around then. I'm...uh... 27. :) I keep thinking I'm 28 for some reason. :D The curse of being born in a year ending with a 0!
 
DragonYoga said:
:D I think everyone starts forgetting after 25. 25 is the last great "milestone" until.... 50? I donno about everyone else, I know I started having trouble remembering how old I am around then. I'm...uh... 27. :) I keep thinking I'm 28 for some reason. :D The curse of being born in a year ending with a 0!
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LOL,,, I am sure glad that they relate age to wine,, You know, the "it gets better with time thing." Aren't you glad they don't relate it to milk? :)?)
 
Happy belated B-Day Dreamchaser! And as they say, you're only as old as you feel..... or is it act?

Personally, I'm a young pup at 37-ish, I feel 57, but I act 17, so I dunno which way is up. I just hope you are at least as good, cause it seems like you got a good head on your shoulders.
 
SimpleMan said:
Happy belated B-Day Dreamchaser! And as they say, you're only as old as you feel..... or is it act?

Personally, I'm a young pup at 37-ish, I feel 57, but I act 17, so I dunno which way is up. I just hope you are at least as good, cause it seems like you got a good head on your shoulders.
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Hey thanks for the Happy Birthday... muchly appreciated :):) See me smile!

I know I forget that I am not 17 anymore cuz I hang out with my teenagers a lot. If my body wasn't gonna wear out, I would really like this age thing cuz you get to experience more every year, and at least a little more knowledge sinks in. My fear is that I am leaking knowledge faster than I am taking it in.:) Have a great one and I hope to see ya around... Jeanie.... Still chasing the dream of a better tomorrow for ALL!
 
Happy Belated Birthday. It sounds like you are getting used to AD forum and it's buttons etc. :)
 
~SG~ said:
Happy Belated Birthday. It sounds like you are getting used to AD forum and it's buttons etc. :)
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I am working on it, but still a real novice. I make more mistakes than I do accomplishments, teehee, but I am here for you amusement..LOL...

thanks for the birthday wish... I really is appreciated.

I have not figured out how to add an attatchment, like web addy or documentation of supportive evidence etc. would you care to enlightlen me, or is this the wrong place for that... LOL... and you thought I was learning the buttons... :) have a great night, and a happy Monday. Jeanie... Still chasing the dream of a better tomorrow for EVERYBODY!
 
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