Odd/Funny Names

LuciaDisturbed said:
I can understand April, May, and June, but the rest of the months? They would get teased in school for sure. How many children did that family have?
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Twelve. And they were named January through December.
 
I had a math teacher whose name was P____ Nass. The email format at my school would go by first initial last name, so his email was pnass@(schoolname).
 
I have a friend whose name is similar to the late porn male star. I joked his wife that she was married to him cuz he had a large schlong. :laugh2:
 
One town in Canada has a funny name - Dildo.

There is a town in Austria called Fucking.

:laugh2:
 
I used to do some work for a private school organization in the Northwest. They were called Pacific Northwest Associaition of Independent Schools.

Affectionately known as "PNAIS" sounding like "PENIS". :lol:
 
There's an episode of My Little Pony called The Ghost of Paradise Estate. There's a species of bird that's featured in that episode that, and I'm only guessing on the spelling, is called "Pennis" (or maybe "Pennas"). I spelled it "Penis" for 20 years before it finally occurred to me the "e" doesn't "say its name."
 
Anita Boner...yeah, one of the customers on the trucks I load. She ALWAYS gets stuff LOL
 
I know girl who have cool name but it's not for her.

Last name is "Smart" but she isn't that bright person.
 
There was one odd name I came across earlier today at work.

The last name had "Mothershead" on it and I thought, That was weird! :lol:
 
Started to say something and realized I already mentioned the bank customers I had. Sorry!
 
I had a English Teacher in 10th grade... his last name was Check... Mr. Check. My classmates and I would always tease him... we would say, "Hey, can we have a check please?" Mr. Check is a cool teacher... he's pretty laid back.

My best friend's boyfriend name is BJ..... when she first told me her boyfriend's name, I thought I misread her sign and asked her again.... and she said her boyfriend is BJ. The first thing that came into my mind when she said BJ is you know...(blowjob... as BJ stands for blowjob) I was cracking up, I was laughing so hard, thinking she was joking around but she wasn't. I asked her why did her bf's mom named him BJ... she told me that his real name is Brian Jay but they have shorten to BJ. Apparently other people had same reaction as I did when they learn of his name.
 
I would've liked to play chess with him, so I can say "Checkmate" ;)

One of the oddest names I've heard was Alan Snow. I wondered if summertime was his favorite season...
 
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