Obama's Facebook and Colorful Comments

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such colorful remarks!

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Bawhahahahaha.

Good find, Jiro!

Oh man, this one is going to be a long one to type out.

oh damn I forgot to type it up! How about this? you type up first half (from Congress to MTV) and I'll type the second half?
 
Part 1 of Obama's Facebook said:
Facebook: Home Profile Friends Inbox

[picture of Obama] What's on your mind?
[text book]

Congress is back
Response - Barack Obama: Looking forward to having a constructive dialogue with all of you about the vital issues facing the nation.
Response - Mitch McConnell: Same to you, Socialist!
Response - John Boehner: Yeah, can't wait to bankrupt hardworking Americans.

Barack Obama posted a video: Health Care Speech
Response - Joe Wilson: You lie!
Response - Nancy Pelosi flagged this as offensive

150 million people joined group "Joe Wilson Is a Douchenozzle"

150 million people joined group "Joe Wilson is an American Hero"

Rahm Emamuel sent Joe Wilson a gift; Brown paper bag.
[picture of a stained paper bag]
Response - Rahm Emauel: Look inside

Charles Boustany posted a note: Republican response to Obama.
Response - David Axelrod: OK, cue Cougar Town.

CNN posted a video: Joe Wilson: I Am Very Sorry for What I Said

Joe Wilson wrote on Barack Obama's Wall: I apologize, Mr. President

Joe Wilson posted a photo: [sky writing saying "Sorry"]
Response - Nancy Pelosi: Not good enough.

The House of Representatives created the event Joe Wilson Spanking.
Response - Michael Duvall likes this.

Joe Wilson just raised $1.1 million

Rob Miller just raised $1.5 million

CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News just raised $800 million.

Joseph C.Wilson changed his profile name to Not That Joe Wilson

[picture of Joe at a podium]

...
 
Terry Moran: Obama called Kanye West a "jackass." Now THAT'S presidential.
Response - Robert Gibbs: Oh please, no, don't show Obama as a relatable human being.

TMZ posted a clip: AUDIO: Barack Obama Calling Kanye West a "Jackass."
Response - Robert Gibbs: Again? No, this is a disaster. Please stop.

CNN posted a video: EXCLUSIVE: Barack Obama Calls West "Jackass."
Response - Robert Gibbs: Do you want it in 3-D? Because we can do that.

Jimmy Carter: Joe Wilson is a racist.

Jimmy Carter: I must say, Kanye's interruption was awfully inappropriate.

Jimmy Carter: The Vampire Diaries really is a terrific program.
Response - Rahm Emanuel: I'm sorry, that's my limit. STFU.

Michael Jordan: 5 People I love:
(he selected 5 pictures of himself)

America: is remembering.
Response - Joe Biden: Knock, knock.
Robert Gibbs: Not a good time, Joe.

CNN posted an article: "Coast Guard Fires on Suspicious Boat in Potomac."
Response - Robert Gibbs: That was a training exercise.
Dick Cheney: Training my sack. They took my sea bass!

Glen Beck created the event 9/12 Project March on Washington.
Response - Michael Steele: Sounds fun. What day is it?

Rush Limbaugh posted a video: Black Kids Beating Up White Kid on a Bus.
Response - Rush Limbaugh: This is what happens in Obama's America.
Sean Hannity: Yea. Since when do people of difference races fight over bus seats?

Glenn Back: Obama has more czars than Communist Russia!
Response - Newt Gingrich: Well, technically the czars held power in imperialist Russia.
Glenn Beck: This is why you don't have a TV show.

Max Baucus posted a note: America's Healthy Future Act.
Response - Joe Biden: This bill is pretty good, and I'ma let you present it, but Beyonce has ONE OF THE BEST HEALTH CARE PROPOSALS OF ALL TIME!!!
Robert Gibbs: OK, who showed Joe the Internet?

Politico posted an article: "Rick Santorum Pondering 2012 Bid."

Rick Santorum joined the cause Fix My Google Search.
 
It look like that 5 years old children posted that comments. :roll:
 
Doesn't this thread belong in "Jokes & Funny Stories" instead of "War & Political News"?
 
Mod's Note:

The thread has been moved to it's proper location.

Btw, I thought it was quirky but yet, funny. I came across that facebook page a while back ago off somewhere. I can't remember where I had saw it but thought it was just wacky, heh.
 
Doesn't this thread belong in "Jokes & Funny Stories" instead of "War & Political News"?

oh wow really? I didn't know I put it in wrong section. woops!!!! :Oops:
 
Hilarous! I got a kick out of it!!! Where is the link to that?
 
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