Obama SUCKS

[Bottesini]

Of course...we're going to need them when we can't afford oil.

You worry me sometimes.

Are we going to render them for fat, or use them to pull our carts?

 

[somedeafdudefromPNW]

I would render them for salami...

Since I like dog sleds and dog carts more.

But... remember everyone used to ride horses before cars?

 

[Bottesini]

I would render them for salami...

Since I like dog sleds and dog carts more.

But... remember everyone used to ride horses before cars?

RockDrummer supplied the information that they are cloned.

Therefore unsafe for salami.

I will braid my pony's hair, tie a pink ribbon, and it can pull a little cart with my possesions.

 

[somedeafdudefromPNW]

Still wouldn't stop me from paying off a butcher.

 

[Bottesini]

Still wouldn't stop me from paying off a butcher.

My sword cane will be at the ready for anyone looking hungrily at my pony!

 

[somedeafdudefromPNW]

My sword cane will be at the ready for anyone looking hungrily at my pony!

That's okay.

I like pork more. I just don't have a use for MY pony.

 

[sallylou]

I like the idea of a pony for a pet. Americans need to ride bicycles instead, though, because we need the exercise. lol Those who physically can't ride bikes should get the ponies.

 

[TXgolfer]

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My Fellow Americans,

It is with heavy heart that I write today. After consulting with my close personal friends Governor Palin and Quarterback Favre it has become clear that I must resign my Presidency of these United States.

The failure of my administration can be narrowed down to 2 failed assumptions.

First that Secretary Souggy could be trusted. It has been revealed to me that Sec. Souggy was responsible for providing details of my creek urination and my secret pony cloning provision (aka PCP for America) to TMZ, the most watched news source for most Americans.

The second assumption was that "The Nude Bomb" starring Don Addams was actually a Documentary and that we currently possessed "Nude Bomb" technology. My foreign policy was designed on the theory that if we could destroy clothing worldwide, peace and love would be restored to earth. I also theorized that with everyone naked the increase in sexual activity might restore earth to it's normal axis reversing the effects of Global tilt. Such action would restore the Arctic ice fields, the feeding grounds for the Polar Bear and the Non existent Arctic Penguin.

Unfortunately, these assumptions were false.

My fellow Americans, in these times of uncertainty rest assured of one thing. I am keeping the Plane. One assumption that proved true.....Chicks dig a man with a big plane.

God Bless America

Peace out,
Thelonious Xavier Golfer

 

[TXgolfer]

Hello Again America.....After consulting with Quarterback Favre I now want to be president again.......

 

[rockdrummer]

Hello Again America.....After consulting with Quarterback Favre I now want to be president again.......

 

[Rio]

Love the lampooning of a respected publication when they spell words wrong.

Receive, not recieve. I before E, except after C.

I wonder if an American wrote that, if so that explains why we need money for eduation.

 

[Babyblue]

This thread is hilarious!!

Truly makes me wonder what goes on in the White House!

 

[jillio]

I wonder if an American wrote that, if so that explains why we need money for eduation.

Kinda destroys the message when people are laughing at the misspelled words, doesn't it?

 

[LDNanna]

I like Obama. Just go ahead and ban me. Pbbffflllttt.