Irish Devil Dog
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>>This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he
>>had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told he owner that he
>>wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally
>>bought a centipede (100-legged bug) , which came in a little white
>>box to use for his house.
>>
>>He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
>>decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have
>>a drink.
>>
>>So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
>>Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his
>>new pet.
>>
>>This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
>>him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
>>
>>But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
>>waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
>>to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
>>centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to
>>go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
>>
>>A little voice came out of the box:
>>
>>"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!!!"
!!! My mom sent me this joke and I find it's funny
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>>had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told he owner that he
>>wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally
>>bought a centipede (100-legged bug) , which came in a little white
>>box to use for his house.
>>
>>He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
>>decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have
>>a drink.
>>
>>So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
>>Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his
>>new pet.
>>
>>This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
>>him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
>>
>>But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
>>waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
>>to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
>>centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to
>>go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
>>
>>A little voice came out of the box:
>>
>>"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!!!"
!!! My mom sent me this joke and I find it's funny>
it'll take awhile!
cute one. very cute
