Men, how do you turn on your lady?

What measure do you take that works best to turn her on?

  • Buy and feed her lots of chocolate.

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Buy her lots of pretty, colorful flowers.

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Cuddle and kiss her.

    Votes: 8 42.1%

  • Let her watch you cuddle and kiss a handsome man.

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • Hit the gym and get buff.

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Go shopping with her.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Give her lots of compliments.

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Share/agree with her views on abstinence/celibacy.

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • Listen to her and offer good advice/communication.

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • Nothing I do is capable of turning her on.

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Total voters
    19
daystarnite said:
You mean this?
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Better, but there needs to be one headed south too.
 
rockdrummer said:
We are going to need a mop on aisle 13. Mop on aisle 13 please.
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Please, we know that no woman would ever get excited by something that perverted!

Oh, and I thought that "grab ass" picture Deafdude posted was pretty hot too!

(I bet that ruffels his virgin feathers too)

Deafdude,

SOME GIRLS ACTUALLY LIKE SEX!!!! Some like giving head, some like anal and some even like getting smacked around. You are a prude. Loosen up!
 
faire_jour said:
Please, we know that no woman would ever get excited by something that perverted!

Oh, and I thought that "grab ass" picture Deafdude posted was pretty hot too!

(I bet that ruffels his virgin feathers too)

Deafdude,

SOME GIRLS ACTUALLY LIKE SEX!!!! Some like giving head, some like anal and some even like getting smacked around. You are a prude. Loosen up!
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And guess who "some girls" is!!!! :naughty:
 
faire_jour said:
..........................SOME GIRLS ACTUALLY LIKE SEX!!!! Some like giving head, some like anal and some even like getting smacked around. You are a prude. Loosen up!
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As part of my research I am going to need names, addresses and phone numbers please. For the sake of science of course. :naughty:
 
I actually have one of the last picture and I am considering buying some nice weighted ones for the nips but we might just bypass that and do a little piercing. Hubby votes for a hood, I'm nervous about that, so maybe just nipples.
 
Whoa @ this thread! Thanks for making me laugh so hard!

Seriously, am I reading this right. Did #4 say that watching your man kiss and cuddle with another sexy man is one of the options of turning a woman on?

I keep thinking my brain must be translating that wrong. LOL!
 
shel90 said:
Whoa @ this thread! Thanks for making me laugh so hard!

Seriously, am I reading this right. Did #4 say that watching your man kiss and cuddle with another sexy man is one of the options of turning a woman on?

I keep thinking my brain must be translating that wrong. LOL!
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You would think that a prude like him would write that! But some girls (the same "some girl" I talked about before, and that includes me!) like guy on guy action. I think girl on girl is pretty mainstream in porn and fantasies, and this would be the horny girl version.
 
faire_jour said:
You would think that a prude like him would write that! But some girls (the same "some girl" I talked about before, and that includes me!) like guy on guy action. I think girl on girl is pretty mainstream in porn and fantasies, and this would be the horny girl version.
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Very rare for a straight arrow like the OP to include that. My hubby would never come up with that and he is a sex freak. lol!
 
Actually none of the thing on your list really "Attract" a girl. Some are good to do from time to time once a relationship is established. But when meeting a girl doing most of the things on you list don't work in the real world. In the movies they do but not very often in the real world.

In the beginning all that really works are physical attraction, humor, confidence, stylish clothes, no bad breath and nice shoes. ;)

Another point is if you do those things to often they become old. Save the chocolate and flowers for special occasions and when you screw up. LOL
 
RonJaxon said:
Actually none of the thing on your list really "Attract" a girl. Some are good to do from time to time once a relationship is established. But when meeting a girl doing most of the things on you list don't work in the real world. In the movies they do but not very often in the real world.

In the beginning all that really works are physical attraction, humor, confidence, stylish clothes, no bad breath and nice shoes. ;)

Another point is if you do those things to often they become old. Save the chocolate and flowers for special occasions and when you screw up. LOL
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:werd:
 
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