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A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor
to complain that he is having a problem with
this cumbersome instrument and has had more
than one complaint.
Doctor," he asked, in total frustration,
"is there anything you can do for me?"
The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do.
But,I do know this witch who may be able to help you."
So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.
"Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help.
Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope."
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head,
and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest.
You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog
sitting on a log. This frog has magic.
You say to frog, "will you marry me?"
When the frog says no, you will find
five inches less to your problem."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off
into the forest. He called out
to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly and
replied "NO." The man looked down and
suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter.
"WOW," he screamed out loud,"this is great!
But it's still too long at 20 inches, so I'll ask
the frog to marry me again."
"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and
screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in
his penis, looked down, and
it was another 5 inches shorter.
The man laughed,"This is fantastic."
He looked down at his penis again,
15 inches long, and reflected for a moment.
Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less
would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across
the pond and yelled out, "Frog
will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond
shaking its head, "How many times
do I have to tell you?
NO, NO, NO!!!
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to complain that he is having a problem with
this cumbersome instrument and has had more
than one complaint.
Doctor," he asked, in total frustration,
"is there anything you can do for me?"
The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do.
But,I do know this witch who may be able to help you."
So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.
"Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help.
Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope."
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head,
and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest.
You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog
sitting on a log. This frog has magic.
You say to frog, "will you marry me?"
When the frog says no, you will find
five inches less to your problem."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off
into the forest. He called out
to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly and
replied "NO." The man looked down and
suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter.
"WOW," he screamed out loud,"this is great!
But it's still too long at 20 inches, so I'll ask
the frog to marry me again."
"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and
screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in
his penis, looked down, and
it was another 5 inches shorter.
The man laughed,"This is fantastic."
He looked down at his penis again,
15 inches long, and reflected for a moment.
Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less
would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across
the pond and yelled out, "Frog
will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond
shaking its head, "How many times
do I have to tell you?
NO, NO, NO!!!
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