Men And Women On ATM

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A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.'

After months of careful observation, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed based on the majority of customers’ habits.



MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.



FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

:slap: Ouch, I don't mean to offense on women :|
 
*gasp!* :nono: it can be men that forget their ATM cards too not just women. .
:doh:

Or are males who forget their ATM cards considered to be too in touch with their feminine side??
 
1purple_panda said:
*gasp!* :nono: it can be men that forget their ATM cards too not just women. .
:doh:

Or are males who forget their ATM cards considered to be too in touch with their feminine side??
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Could be! I must to admit that I did forgot to leave ATM card there...it was taken into ATM itself safety. :doh:
 
zookeeper4321

LMAO Have you been following me? It's hard for a woman to keep everything straight because we wear so many hats. In my house my husband does his job and nothing else. I'm dingy sometimes-I'll admit that. I do all the chores, errands, child care, co-ordination of little G's numerous therapy sessions. I have 4 kids. 18, 9 2,1. Try walking a mile in my crazy shoes and you might not remember where the bank is.
 
zookeeper4321 said:
LMAO Have you been following me? It's hard for a woman to keep everything straight because we wear so many hats. In my house my husband does his job and nothing else. I'm dingy sometimes-I'll admit that. I do all the chores, errands, child care, co-ordination of little G's numerous therapy sessions. I have 4 kids. 18, 9 2,1. Try walking a mile in my crazy shoes and you might not remember where the bank is.
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Agreed with you about I am in your crazy shoe. My mother had been few breakdown with her five kids in 12 years old apart. Worst, that time didn't having ATM and she didn't remmy on her personal checks she wrote down. :doh:
 
At one time, my husband need to go to ATM. . Our daughter was just a baby and sleeping in car. .

He walked over to the atm since that bank branch didnt have a drive-up ATM. . It was a Saturday and barely anybody out. . Then he walked back to me and I wanted to scream at him warn him go back to his ATM. . Bank was also almost closing that day. .

He couldnt see what I was signing a little too far for him. .
By the time he got to the car and ask me to repeat. .

I calmly told him "You forgot your ATM card in there! Now we have to go to a drive up bank teller to get your card back that's been sucked in!" :doh:

Oh yea even to this day, he still doesnt need glasses. . Its not too bad. . Just the small print from far is hard for him to read. So since then he hasnt forgotten his ATM card. . ;)
 
*scoffs*

Can't be perfectation, r u expection Men does better ways faster.. ha.. Nice try..
I've seen men who forgot their atm card...

Honestly.. I'm getting tired of my hubby and kept forgotten his atm card left in the car... and asked me. "Can I borrow your atm card please, because I'm too embrassement the line up are waiting.. My husband said." I :squint: at him, why you?
You're not kid anymore, and grown up big diaper!
 
That explains the car in front of me earlier today! ;)
 
VamPyroX said:
That explains the car in front of me earlier today! ;)
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I find it so hilarious, but it has actually happened on several days ago. But not as much like this joke.

She had to repeat 3 or 4 times with the drive-in atm and left without getting any cash even. She didn't back up the car or like that. I had to wait maybe 10 good minutes or more. There were cars in the back waiting, too. geez
 
web730 said:
I find it so hilarious, but it has actually happened on several days ago. But not as much like this joke.

She had to repeat 3 or 4 times with the drive-in atm and left without getting any cash even. She didn't back up the car or like that. I had to wait maybe 10 good minutes or more. There were cars in the back waiting, too. geez
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Some people drive into the ATM so quickly without thinking... that they end up being in the wrong position. When you drive in any drive-thru location, you drive in with caution. I've seen the same with fast food drive-thrus. There's this old guy who drives back and forth until he gets close enough to the window. I once saw a guy who wasn't paying attention that he broke his left mirror when he approached the drive-thru window. Hehehe!
 
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