I think the best way to celebrate is to go to church Sunday morning and enjoy another day in the Lord.
Sadly, I am under 21. My parents allow me drink only on special day such as New Year. but I will jusst drink red kool aid and eat birthday cake ice cream!
Death is so untimly. No one expect death.
What? We are all dying tomorrow? How come I didn't get the memo? Damn, I got a lot to do today then. Gotta clean up my house. Can't have a messy house for doomsday!
I thought only the good die tomorrow and the rest of us in about 5 months.What? We are all dying tomorrow? How come I didn't get the memo? Damn, I got a lot to do today then. Gotta clean up my house. Can't have a messy house for doomsday!
I prefer to have joy in knowing that the Lord has given us more days to live, that He doesn't follow man's schedule, and to thank Him for these days.I'd prefer to have fun instead, personally.
The people promoting the May 21 "Doomsday" are saying that the Rapture will happen tomorrow, and cataclysmic destruction of the earth will happen over the next five months (according to what I've heard on the news). The Rapture is snatching up of believers from the earth, and taking them straight to Heaven without dying.I thought only the good die tomorrow and the rest of us in about 5 months.
The people promoting the May 21 "Doomsday" are saying that the Rapture will happen tomorrow, and cataclysmic destruction of the earth will happen over the next five months (according to what I've heard on the news). The Rapture is snatching up of believers from the earth, and taking them straight to Heaven without dying.
The problem is, the Bible says that no one knows when the Rapture will happen, so giving a date for that event isn't even following what the Bible says.
What? We are all dying tomorrow? How come I didn't get the memo? Damn, I got a lot to do today then. Gotta clean up my house. Can't have a messy house for doomsday!
I agree that no one knows when the Rapture will happen. I was just joking with my post.The people promoting the May 21 "Doomsday" are saying that the Rapture will happen tomorrow, and cataclysmic destruction of the earth will happen over the next five months (according to what I've heard on the news). The Rapture is snatching up of believers from the earth, and taking them straight to Heaven without dying.
The problem is, the Bible says that no one knows when the Rapture will happen, so giving a date for that event isn't even following what the Bible says.
Gotcha.I agree that no one knows when the Rapture will happen. I was just joking with my post.
The Bible says believers should be ready as though the Rapture will happen today but to keep working as though it won't happen for many years.Umm....ya know.... some people try to get in one last umm *kicks pepple* umm what I'm sayin is...... I don't have any plans tomorrow....you know ....if .....umm....well....ya know......cause you never know...
I prefer to have joy in knowing that the Lord has given us more days to live, that He doesn't follow man's schedule, and to thank Him for these days.
BTW, joy in the Lord doesn't preclude having fun. We have lots of fun.
Umm....ya know.... some people try to get in one last umm *kicks pepple* umm what I'm sayin is...... I don't have any plans tomorrow....you know ....if .....umm....well....ya know......cause you never know...
The Bible says believers should be ready as though the Rapture will happen today but to keep working as though it won't happen for many years.
When the Rapture does come, we want to be caught in the midst of serving the Lord, not sitting around waiting.
Haha, don't worry, I was mostly teasing. :P I'm sure you have lots of fun.
I'll take your word for it; you must be better at reading between the umm's than I am.I don't think "sitting around waiting" was quite what he had in mind.
Umm....ya know.... some people try to get in one last umm *kicks pepple* umm what I'm sayin is...... I don't have any plans tomorrow....you know ....if .....umm....well....ya know......cause you never know...
I'll take your word for it; you must be better at reading between the umm's than I am.
....... hm...... why the heck not? *drops all cleaning equipment* Hmm... on better thought.. *picks up the latex gloves*
Let's go.