Man Says "Jesus Set Me Up"!....

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Ky. Man Says Suspected Drug Paraphernalia Belongs To Jesus

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A man on home incarceration was arrested Friday after officers found materials that the suspect said belonged to Jesus, WLKY-TV reported.

According to arrest reports, police officers performed a home check on Craig A. Dunn, 52. At the home, the officers reported finding a tube of aluminum foil burnt on one end and a teaspoon with possible residue and burn marks on its underside.

According to arrest records, Dunn denied that the items were his and told officers that they may belong to Jesus, who was setting him up.

Dunn, who is under home incarceration for a parole violation, faces a charge of possession of drug paraphernalia.

Cops: Man Says Jesus Set Him Up For Arrest - Irresistible News Story - WJXT Jacksonville

 

[Loghead]

Uh-huh, sure!

 

[VamPyroX]

That's believable.

I have a friend named Jesus.

 

[somedeafdudefromPNW]

That's believable.

I have a friend named Jesus.

Isn't it a common Hispanic name?

 

[Bramus]

Isn't it a common Hispanic name?

Half my cousins have Jesus somewhere in their name whether in the first (ex. Jesus or Jesus David) or in their middle name (ex. Mario DeJesus).

 

[VamPyroX]

Isn't it a common Hispanic name?

Exactly...

That's why he was probably referring to a guy or a friend named Jesus instead of the religious figure.

 

[Loghead]

Exactly...

That's why he was probably referring to a guy or a friend named Jesus instead of the religious figure.

I never thought of that. People could have taken it wrong.

 

[shel90]

Who knows? Jesus, his buddy, Jesus, the religous figure, or both?

 

[VamPyroX]

I never thought of that. People could have taken it wrong.

Yeah.

Also, it's pronounced differently.

When referring to the religious icon, it's Jesus... CHEESE-US. When referring to the Spanish name, it's Jesus... HEY-SUES. (The J is said like H.)

I learned from my friend when I was saying it wrong.