I was wondering how long does it take for that cop to do the booking? I bet it took forever for him/her to complete the booking…. from excessive laughing.
Supervisor: Remember the booking you did on that guy doing incident exposure?
Deputy: Yes, Sir I remember that one
Supervisor: Alright, why it took so long for you to complete his booking? I have been asked by the Internal affairs to check on you and see what is causing such delay?
Deputy: Supervisor, please kindly read the report, take your time and you shall find out.
(Next day)
Internal Affair Agent: Supervisor, remember the case that I asked you to check on deputy why it taking so much time for him to complete the booking? Why didn't you report yesterday as I asked you to.
Supervisor: Please read the report, take your time and you will understand why.
Two hours later
Internal Affair Agent: Making call to Vital office
Operator from Vital office
Internal Affair Agent: How the hell your agency ever approved that last name????? Your wasting our resources and our time, government is spending so much money on employees laughing their ass off!