Mad Jeopardy!

[Calvin]

Several numbers of bag of ice @femme Fatale requires to buy to keep her water cold.

Thriller

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy likes to dance to in his underwear.

Coffee

 

[Cappy]

Bean. What is @AlleyCat's birthstone?

KwikTrip.

 

[Calvin]

Where @femme Fatale stop to refuel her coffee?

Roadtrip

 

[femme Fatale]

Wtf? I’d be awfully drunk to drink gas!

What does @Calvin call a hop to the local KwjkTrip?

Hotdog

 

[Calvin]

What @femme Fatale prefers to have ketchup on it?

Pizza

 

[femme Fatale]

What does @Calvin REALLY apply ketchup to?

Squirt

 

[Calvin]

What @femme Fatale use to get lemon juice with?

Dancer

 

[femme Fatale]

A secret profession @Calvin has yet to admit to.

Pixie dust

 

[Calvin]

What dust did @femme Fatale blow into Calvin's Mazda?

Wizard

 

[femme Fatale]

Who did @Calvin buy his Mazda from?

Thingamajiggie (unknown car part)

 

[Calvin]

What unidentified part keep breaking @femme Fatale's car down?

Clutch

 

[femme Fatale]

What sort of purse does @Calvin use now?

Choke

 

[Calvin]

What heimlich maneuver did @femme Fatale give Calvin in distress?

CPR

 

[femme Fatale]

What did @Calvin perform to bruise my poor butt?

Heart attack

 

[Calvin]

What did Calvin receive when @femme Fatale performed her daredevil stunts?

Sweat

 

[femme Fatale]

What dudn’t I have to do when I performed the above procedure on @Calvin?

Sick

 

[Calvin]

What did @femme Fatale receive when she encounter poison ivy?

Puke

 

[femme Fatale]

What was @Calvin’s reaction when faced with performing CPR on a gorilla of a man?

Finger

 

[Secretblend]

What @femme Fatale use to clean out her ear.

Little finger