Mad Jeopardy!

[femme Fatale]

This is a take on mad libs and reverse The Person Below Me. An Alldeaf roast. You think of and post a word or phrase, the next person, like in the game Jeopardy, answers with an amusing question pertaining to the person above. I’ll start...

Oh my god.

 

[femme Fatale]

What did @femme Fatale say after posting this thread?

Nutcracker.

 

[Calvin]

Who is

@femme Fatale giving Calvin a nutcrack.

 

[LoveBlue]

What is @femme Fatale's favorite Christmas decoration?

Spinich

 

[femme Fatale]

What is @LoveBlue favorite snack?

Traffic ticket.

 

[Calvin]

How @femme Fatale do her oil change?

 

[LoveBlue]

@femme Fatale YUCK!

@Calvin you need to provide one or two words for us to ask a question about.

 

[Calvin]

@Calvin you need to provide one or two words for us to ask a question about.

Thanks! I'll keep that in mind... this is new and fun thread.

 

[AlleyCat]

What is @femme Fatale’s most loved thing to get in the mail?

Catnip.

 

[Secretblend]

What got you so high?

Skyhigh

 

[LoveBlue]

What got you so high?

Skyhigh

How high did Alley Cat jump when she saw a spider?

Flash flood

 

[AlleyCat]

What did Love Blue’s bathroom look like after running a bath?

Coffee pot

 

[Cappy]

Coffee pot

What is the kitchen appliance @AlleyCat forgot to put the decanter under while brewing coffee?

Chihuahua.

 

[AlleyCat]

What is the kitchen appliance @AlleyCat forgot to put the decanter under while brewing coffee?

Chihuahua.

What is the breed of dog Cappy has that he has 10 of?

Microwave

 

[Cappy]

What is the breed of dog Cappy has that he has 10 of?

Microwave

What touch pad does @AlleyCat confuse seconds and hours with?

Cheese.

 

[AlleyCat]

What touch pad does @AlleyCat confuse seconds and hours with?

Cheese.

What does Cappy eat that is moldy?

Turquoise

 

[Cappy]

What does Cappy eat that is moldy?

Turquoise

What precious stone did @AlleyCat mistake an old, rock hard piece of bubblegum for?

Roof.

 

[AlleyCat]

What precious stone did @AlleyCat mistake an old, rock hard piece of bubblegum for?

Roof.

What did Cappy raise when he heard Karuba was getting a few more cats?

Tunnel

 

[Cappy]

What did Cappy raise when he heard Karuba was getting a few more cats?

Tunnel

The type of vision @AlleyCat has when the Bears whoop the Vikings.

Couch.

 

[AlleyCat]

The type of vision @AlleyCat has when the Bears whoop the Vikings.

Couch.

What does Cappy hide behind when I ask him to kill a spider for me?

Hummingbirds