Mad Jeopardy!

[Calvin]

What did @femme Fatale receive for Valentine's Day?

Chocolate

 

[femme Fatale]

On what has @Calvin OD on after arriving DOA at the ER?

Heart

 

[Calvin]

What did nurse @femme Fatale try to restart Calvin's by resuscitating?

Cupid

 

[femme Fatale]

What did nurse @femme Fatale try to restart Calvin's by resuscitating?

Damn chocolate.

What does @Calvin insist his coworkers call him, god forbid short for Grandmaster C?

Lust

 

[Calvin]

What did @femme Fatale daydream about these topless guys playing beach volleyball?

Erotic

 

[femme Fatale]

How does @Calvin like to secretly dress?

Blood

 

[Calvin]

What sample @femme Fatale took from Calvin to determine his DNA?

Oxygen

 

[femme Fatale]

What does @Calvin need when he sees an attractive woman?

Ice. Cold. Water.

 

[Calvin]

What did @femme Fatale scream loudly when she got drenched with?

Distraction

 

[Calvin]

When @femme Fatale loses track of counting cash for accounting purposes...

Safe deposit box

 

[femme Fatale]

Where does @Calvin keep stolen AD premiums?

Scan

 

[Calvin]

What does @femme Fatale performs MRI to investigate my mind with?

Pillow

 

[femme Fatale]

What does @Calvin take to work for emotional support?

Boobs

 

[Calvin]

What @femme Fatale bikini couldn't cover enough?

Thongs

 

[femme Fatale]

What did @Calvin insist he try on at Victorias Secret, allowable per federal law?

General Lee (car)

 

[Calvin]

Whom @femme Fatale disguise as Daisy Duke to get behind the wheel with? She picks up a CB radio and calls out Bo and Luke who is driving in her Jeep to tell them Enos is chasing her from behind.

Moonshine

 

[femme Fatale]

Daaayuuumm!

What did @Calvin consume to come up with the above diversion?

Haulin’ @$$

 

[Calvin]

What @femme Fatale likes to do best pushing pedal to the metal?

Redneck

 

[femme Fatale]

What does @Calvin refer to himself when answering questions about his origins?

Bars and Stars

 

[Calvin]

Where is @femme Fatale favorite place to hang out to drink and watch her favorite Panthers game?

Jack Daniels