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LOVE: When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST: When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE: When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.
LOVE: When you share everything you own.
LUST: When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.
LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE: When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
LUST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.
LOVE: When your only concern is your partner`s feelings.
LUST: When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors everywhere.
MARRIAGE: When you`re only concern is what`s on TV.
LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST: When the songs on the radio determine how you should do it.
MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE: When you`re only interested in doing things WITH your partner.
LUST: When you`re only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE: When you`re only interested in your golf score.
LOVE: You only leave the house to buy coffee and donuts.
LUST: You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE: You only leave the house when you`re allowed.
LUST: When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE: When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.
LOVE: When you share everything you own.
LUST: When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.
LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE: When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
LUST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.
LOVE: When your only concern is your partner`s feelings.
LUST: When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors everywhere.
MARRIAGE: When you`re only concern is what`s on TV.
LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST: When the songs on the radio determine how you should do it.
MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE: When you`re only interested in doing things WITH your partner.
LUST: When you`re only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE: When you`re only interested in your golf score.
LOVE: You only leave the house to buy coffee and donuts.
LUST: You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE: You only leave the house when you`re allowed.
