prostock19
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A lil boy has a school project where he has to write a paper about his family. Since he lives alone with is mom, he goes up to his mom for some info. The lil boy asks his mother, "Mommy, how old are you?"
The mother replies, "That is not a proper question to ask a lady."
Then the lil boy asks, "How much do you weigh, Mommy?"
The mother says, "You don't ask a lady that, either, now go up to your room."
The next day, he tells his teach what happened. The teacher said to look at his mom's license. That will tell him everything he needs to know about his mom. So the lil kid went home and got all the information off the license. He goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I know how old you are. You're 42 years old."
The mother says, "Oh my, how did you find that out?"
The lil boy then says, "You also weight 172 pounds"
The mother is surpirsed that he has found out this information.
Then the lil boy says, "I know why dad divorced you, too."
The mother asked, "Why do you think your father divorce me?"
The lil boy says, "It is because you got an 'F' in sex."
The mother replies, "That is not a proper question to ask a lady."
Then the lil boy asks, "How much do you weigh, Mommy?"
The mother says, "You don't ask a lady that, either, now go up to your room."
The next day, he tells his teach what happened. The teacher said to look at his mom's license. That will tell him everything he needs to know about his mom. So the lil kid went home and got all the information off the license. He goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I know how old you are. You're 42 years old."
The mother says, "Oh my, how did you find that out?"
The lil boy then says, "You also weight 172 pounds"
The mother is surpirsed that he has found out this information.
Then the lil boy says, "I know why dad divorced you, too."
The mother asked, "Why do you think your father divorce me?"
The lil boy says, "It is because you got an 'F' in sex."
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