Three old men are discussing their sex lives.
The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had
great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil,
we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5
minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I
had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We
then made passionate love and she screamed for 15
minutes."
The old Jewish Man says, "Well, last week my wife
and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with
chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love,
and she screamed for 6 hours.
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They
replied, "What could you have possibly done to make
your wife scream for 6 hours?"
"I wiped my hands on the drapes."
The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had
great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil,
we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5
minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I
had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We
then made passionate love and she screamed for 15
minutes."
The old Jewish Man says, "Well, last week my wife
and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with
chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love,
and she screamed for 6 hours.
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They
replied, "What could you have possibly done to make
your wife scream for 6 hours?"
"I wiped my hands on the drapes."
That's a good one! 
